GWiMMRN on This Very Sunday, You Fuckchops Edition
You! Yes, you. Quit taking a crimson ride on the cotton toboggan and GWiMMRN:
A) Trail mix
B) Professor Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery
C) The Labour Party
D) Labour Day, which is toumourrouw
E) MUNG
F) Yo-ho-yoni
G) A fuckchop
H) The Pirpel family's shock and horror when they do a Google search
I) My own shock and horror at having a big, fat cock
A) Trail mix
B) Professor Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery
C) The Labour Party
D) Labour Day, which is toumourrouw
E) MUNG
F) Yo-ho-yoni
G) A fuckchop
H) The Pirpel family's shock and horror when they do a Google search
I) My own shock and horror at having a big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 8:05 AM
8 Comments:
That dog looks ready to go.
We take great displeasure in seeing Yo-ho-yoni on your website.
There are many impressionable YOUTHS out there who, in looking for the San Francisco Treat (as pictured in Letter B) of Rice-a-Roni, they come across yo-ho-yoni, and get terribly, terribly confused.
We implore you to err on the side of caution when it comes to the YOUTHS of America.
Sincerely yours,
Harry U. Pubichair
Board of Erections
San Francisco, CA 7734
Only a sick, twisted in-DUH-vidual would confuse Rice-a-Roni with Yo-ho-yoni. Harry "Pubichair," if that is what your REAL name is, you are a PHONY.
On a side note, I want to point out that pubichairs are the most comfortable seating inventions known to mankind.
As the "black sheep" of the "Pirpel" family, I feel the need to tell the world that I love this horrifically psychically abusive excuse for a website.
Keep up the good work, fuckchips.
Care to respond?
Who's Professor Q. Boredom?
:(...*
Just what the hell is
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supposed to mean? Huh?
Hi, Frank Pirpel here with an amazing website offer:
You can buy two of our astounding, oh-so-comfortable PUBICHAIRS for the price of one Pubichair. That's right, this twofer won't last forever!
Call now:
1-800-pubichair
Ask for Frank Pirpel!
Knocked the man OUT!
Pithhed all in his fathe!
And thass no muhfuckin' joke.
You ith a fine young gentleman.
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