GWiMMRN on This Very Sunday, You Fuckchops Edition

You! Yes, you. Quit taking a crimson ride on the cotton toboggan and GWiMMRN:

A) Trail mix
B) Professor Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery
C) The Labour Party
D) Labour Day, which is toumourrouw
F) Yo-ho-yoni
G) A fuckchop
H) The Pirpel family's shock and horror when they do a Google search
I) My own shock and horror at having a big, fat cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That dog looks ready to go.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous The Pirpel Family said...

Damn you, GWiMMRN.

Damn you to HELL.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to applaud Mouth for the very intricate job done on Letter A.

Only a truly sickening fuckchop would spend that long a time on something so obviously gross and fucked up.


9:48 AM  
Anonymous Rice-a-Roni said...

We take great displeasure in seeing Yo-ho-yoni on your website.

There are many impressionable YOUTHS out there who, in looking for the San Francisco Treat (as pictured in Letter B) of Rice-a-Roni, they come across yo-ho-yoni, and get terribly, terribly confused.

We implore you to err on the side of caution when it comes to the YOUTHS of America.

Sincerely yours,

Harry U. Pubichair
Board of Erections
San Francisco, CA 7734

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only a sick, twisted in-DUH-vidual would confuse Rice-a-Roni with Yo-ho-yoni. Harry "Pubichair," if that is what your REAL name is, you are a PHONY.

On a side note, I want to point out that pubichairs are the most comfortable seating inventions known to mankind.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous F. Pirpel said...

As the "black sheep" of the "Pirpel" family, I feel the need to tell the world that I love this horrifically psychically abusive excuse for a website.

Keep up the good work, fuckchips.

Care to respond?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's Professor Q. Boredom?


12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what the hell is


supposed to mean? Huh?

12:58 PM  
Anonymous APU- American Pubichairs Unlimited said...

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1:01 PM  
Anonymous Guy with Absurdly Tiny Ding-Dong said...

I wouldn't be shocked OR horrified at having a big, fat cock.

I just wouldn't.

You know?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU, my friend, are a PURPLE TURTLE PENIS.

And that's no joke.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Crackhead Mugger Piece of Shit said...

Knocked the man OUT!

Pithhed all in his fathe!

And thass no muhfuckin' joke.

You ith a fine young gentleman.

2:59 PM  

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