GWiMMRN, PIRPEL TIRTEL PENIS Edition
FOCUS.
Guess:
A) Chocolate peanut-corn pudding
UPDATE:
Guess:
A) Chocolate peanut-corn pudding
UPDATE:
posted by My Mouth at 11:43 AM
8/30/06
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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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7 Comments:
This is truly disgusting. I really am wondering what the H. E. double toothpicks is wrong with you.
Please take this picture down.
There is not a penis pump made in the world that can you, man.
I am sorry. We have failed you. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us.
Why am I a sick maniac? I didn't do anything. It's not my fault that my penis is this way.
Do you make fun of retarded people just because they're retards? What about people with diabetes?
I didn't want to have such a tiny dingus. It's not like I asked O.L.A.S.J.H.C. for the ability to jerk myself off with an eyebrow tweezers.
If you're turned off by my affliction, all I can say is, "Suck it."
If you have a small enough pair of lips.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
FOCUS.
Uh, my guess is the pudding.
It sounds delish!
That "kind of visceral disgust and self-hatred" is what I feel after I read this website everyday.
EVERY.
DAY.
PIRPEL
TIRTEL
PENIS.
COCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!!!!!!
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