Axis of...

My Mouth, My Mouth and My Mouth are all the axises you need, baby!


A) An all access backstage pass to a Lil' Kim concert.
B) The East Coast vs. West Coast War.
C) The mystery of who killed the Notorious B.I.G.
D) The mystery of who killed Tupac.
E) A shovel full of wet dog shit.
F) "beefs"
G) 2000 emails, 99% of which spell penis with a 1.
H) pen1s! pleez her 2day! B.I.G. impr'vmnts! with ur erekt1le d1sfunct10n!
I) A big fat pen1s.


Anonymous The Midwest said...

I... I really don't want to get in the middle of this.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read that 50 Cent has a track called "Fuck you Ghostface."

I don't think that's very nice to Mr. Ghostface.

That's really all I want to say about that.

Please don't kill me.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's just one thing I don't understand: every word you just typed.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All th1s rap sh1t 1s mak1ng me cut these horr1ble, beefy farts that st1nk pretty bad.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Beefy Farter said...





Care to respond, fuckface?

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any idea what the difference is between the aforementioned shovel full of wet dog shit and Biggie Smalls?



2:24 PM  
Anonymous Notorious S.U.Q.M.Y.D.I.Q. said...




2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think there's any real person called the "Notorious S.U.Q.M.Y.D.I.Q." This seems like one of those made up names.

I offer my services as a diversity specialist to give sensitivity training to the obviously troubled and insensitive administrators and commenters of this website.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Big E Smalls said...

We here (do you know what beef is? )
We ain’t goin nowhere (do you know what beef is? )
Uh-uh (ask yourself, do you know what beef is? )
Uh-uh, uhh
Ha ha ha ha ha, check out this bizarre
Rapper style used by me, the b.i.g.
I put my key you put your key in, money we’ll be seein
Will reach the fuckin ceiling, check, check it...

What’s beef? beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain’t safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be an icu, one more time
What’s beef? beef is when you make your enemies start your jeep...

2:42 PM  

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