9/15/06

Return to Raggin' Fridays!

Shiver my timbers!

GWiMMRN:

A) Tree bark, or what women in the woods use for a tampon.
B) Popeye, the cockgobbling pirate.
C) A bag of fresh spinach.
D) E Coli left from the "special sauce" Popeye leaves/jerks off in every bag of fresh spinach in America.
E) Olive Oyl's incredibly thin snatch.
F) Suffering Succotash.
G) A big fat spinach filled cock.

UPDATE: The answer could now be H) The fresh bagged spinach sale at your local supermarket. Price reduced! 75% off!

10 Comments:

Blogger chaps said...

Oh, that Popeye really chaps my ass, you know that?

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Chaps said...

You got that right.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...oh my God.

He...Popeye...he does that to...in...EVERY bag?

*BBBBLLLLOOOORRRRPPPPPPP*

shark shark

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Bluto said...

Please, just stop it.

Have some decency.

Is nothing sacred?

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear what happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive?

Popeye almost killed him!

HAW HAW HAW HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

HEE HEE HEE

HO HO HO HO HO

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Succotash said...

Actually, I feel pretty all right.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK said...

I want to take this time to thank GWiMMRN for sponsoring this post, which obviously facilitated a truly ripping good joke, resulting in a hearty HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK.

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK is rarely seen or heard nowadays. Once the hallmark of laughter, HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK has been relegated to the laughing backwaters usually reserved for noises such as *snort* and *prrpt* and *blorp*.

So, thank you GWiMMRN, for the re-emergence of HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Olive Oyl said...

Have you seen my tiny tiny tiny tiny titties?

Me neither!

HAW HAW HAW HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

HEE HEE HEE

HO HO HO HO HO

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Popeye said...

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and stuffs 'em
in their hairy white bottoms
and they all have to eat my spooge.

If anyone dares to risk my "dick",
It's "ungh ungh ungh" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your ass' life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did you do that?

Why would you ruin such a wholesome cartoon and song?

Why?

Why would you let...poop like that come out of your mouth?

Poop...you're a poop mouth!

2:26 PM  

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