9/17/06

GWiMMRN, Sunday Afternoon Blues Edition

It's not even Sunday afternoon yet, and I'm ready to crawl under my bed and never emerge again. You know why? It's because I realize that none of you fuckchops can FOCUS, will ever FOCUS, or give enough of a shit to try to FOCUS.

I soldier on.

Guess. What's in my mouth right...

Hold on...

NOW! GO, GO, GO!

A) The really awesome shits I've been taking, I mean huge and satisfying, leaving me six pounds lighter as I stroll away from the commode with my hands in my pockets and a big grin for the world to see
B) A candy cane gobbled out of a bushbuck's dingus like a stripy catheter
C) All of cyberspace except for this website, which is too digusting to put in anyone's mouth, let alone mine (oooo, the DEFECATIONS!)
D) A wall
E) Oatmeal cottage cheese pancakes, which aren't so bad actually
F) Creamed caramel corn, which is just as disgusting as you'd think it would be
G) My own itchy taint, which I surreptitiously scratched several times last night to the sound of rustling ass hairs
H) A big, fat cock

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! You never had a whole WALL in your mouth before!

WOW!

W.O.W.!.

wow

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never heard of anything more disgusting than oatmeal cottage cheese pancakes. Except for, maybe, creamed caramel corn.

Tell me more about that wall that you put in your mouth.

I want to hear all about it.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did... did you scratch your ass on the corner of a WALL?

Huh? Tell me more about this wall.

I want to know more than what you're telling me about the wall.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous A. Bushbuck said...

Owwwwwwwwwww

owow

i dont care about

oww

the wall

oooh

ouch

oowooowwow!

just get this ow

ow

this candy cane

oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

ow

oh god

out of my wang

ouch

10:51 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS, fuckchopitas.

FO.

CUS.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do...do you have a fax number?

So I can ask about...about that dump?

I know it was an issue before, but I kind of forgot about it in the excitement over the wall.

Thanks.

:)

10:54 AM  
Blogger chaps said...

That bushbuck is really chapping my ass, you know that? It's supposed to be a waterbuck that's stinky!

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! I just read that you put a wall in your mouth! HA! How about that!

I never would have thought that you could put a whole wall in there!

HA!

Yeah!

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There ain't nothing like the sweet sound of rustling ass hairs on a cool autumn night, I'll tell you what.

Let's hear about the wall.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Buca di Beppo Diner said...

Have some salad!

It's tossed salad, isn't it?

Have some more salad!

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU KNOW

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Ass Hairs said...

*rustle* *rustle*

*rustle*

*rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle*

*rustle*

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough with the ass hairs.

Let's hear about the wall.

12:31 PM  

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