GWiMMRN, Sunday Afternoon Blues Edition
It's not even Sunday afternoon yet, and I'm ready to crawl under my bed and never emerge again. You know why? It's because I realize that none of you fuckchops can FOCUS, will ever FOCUS, or give enough of a shit to try to FOCUS.
I soldier on.
Guess. What's in my mouth right...
Hold on...
NOW! GO, GO, GO!
A) The really awesome shits I've been taking, I mean huge and satisfying, leaving me six pounds lighter as I stroll away from the commode with my hands in my pockets and a big grin for the world to see
B) A candy cane gobbled out of a bushbuck's dingus like a stripy catheter
C) All of cyberspace except for this website, which is too digusting to put in anyone's mouth, let alone mine (oooo, the DEFECATIONS!)
D) A wall
E) Oatmeal cottage cheese pancakes, which aren't so bad actually
F) Creamed caramel corn, which is just as disgusting as you'd think it would be
G) My own itchy taint, which I surreptitiously scratched several times last night to the sound of rustling ass hairs
H) A big, fat cock
I soldier on.
Guess. What's in my mouth right...
Hold on...
NOW! GO, GO, GO!
A) The really awesome shits I've been taking, I mean huge and satisfying, leaving me six pounds lighter as I stroll away from the commode with my hands in my pockets and a big grin for the world to see
B) A candy cane gobbled out of a bushbuck's dingus like a stripy catheter
C) All of cyberspace except for this website, which is too digusting to put in anyone's mouth, let alone mine (oooo, the DEFECATIONS!)
D) A wall
E) Oatmeal cottage cheese pancakes, which aren't so bad actually
F) Creamed caramel corn, which is just as disgusting as you'd think it would be
G) My own itchy taint, which I surreptitiously scratched several times last night to the sound of rustling ass hairs
H) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 7:46 AM
10 Comments:
Wow! You never had a whole WALL in your mouth before!
WOW!
W.O.W.!.
wow
I've never heard of anything more disgusting than oatmeal cottage cheese pancakes. Except for, maybe, creamed caramel corn.
Tell me more about that wall that you put in your mouth.
I want to hear all about it.
Did... did you scratch your ass on the corner of a WALL?
Huh? Tell me more about this wall.
I want to know more than what you're telling me about the wall.
Owwwwwwwwwww
owow
i dont care about
oww
the wall
oooh
ouch
oowooowwow!
just get this ow
ow
this candy cane
oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww
ow
oh god
out of my wang
ouch
Do...do you have a fax number?
So I can ask about...about that dump?
I know it was an issue before, but I kind of forgot about it in the excitement over the wall.
Thanks.
:)
Hey! I just read that you put a wall in your mouth! HA! How about that!
I never would have thought that you could put a whole wall in there!
HA!
Yeah!
There ain't nothing like the sweet sound of rustling ass hairs on a cool autumn night, I'll tell you what.
Let's hear about the wall.
Have some salad!
It's tossed salad, isn't it?
Have some more salad!
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU KNOW
*rustle* *rustle*
*rustle*
*rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle* *rustle*
*rustle*
Enough with the ass hairs.
Let's hear about the wall.
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