GWiMMRN, Resurrected Little Birdy Edition
The miracle of Easter comes more than once a year, apparently. To celebrate, GWiMMRN:
A) The dead little birdy's big, fat cock, which has somehow pumped life back into the little birdy, but the thing now looks like a large, feathered penis with a beak
B) The utter horror of finding a large, feathered penis trying to force its way between your lips in your sleep
C) A Rice Bowl: when you find little grains of undigested rice in your stool the morning after a meal of brown rice
D) The two fateful words every little bird learns to say
E) A co-worker who has raised standing around with his thumb up his ass to an art form worthy of performance in the Louvre
F) A great big soul kiss from your mystery date for the evening: this surprised looking turd
G) A small blob of chewed Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) I found under the desk
H) A big, fat cock
A) The dead little birdy's big, fat cock, which has somehow pumped life back into the little birdy, but the thing now looks like a large, feathered penis with a beak
B) The utter horror of finding a large, feathered penis trying to force its way between your lips in your sleep
C) A Rice Bowl: when you find little grains of undigested rice in your stool the morning after a meal of brown rice
D) The two fateful words every little bird learns to say
E) A co-worker who has raised standing around with his thumb up his ass to an art form worthy of performance in the Louvre
F) A great big soul kiss from your mystery date for the evening: this surprised looking turd
G) A small blob of chewed Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) I found under the desk
H) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 6:49 AM
4 Comments:
I don't think Darwin could have predicted the resurrection of the Little Birdy, especially since he is reborn as a... well... penis with wings.
GROW UP.
Smell my thumb and grow up.
Is the rice reusable? I mean, can it be cooked and eaten again and again?
Oh. Oh boy. It's like my colon is a perpetual motion machine.
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
*sploooom!*
*fshht!*
*peeerp*
Oh. Oh boy.
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