GWiMMRN, Resurrected Little Birdy Edition

The miracle of Easter comes more than once a year, apparently. To celebrate, GWiMMRN:

A) The dead little birdy's big, fat cock, which has somehow pumped life back into the little birdy, but the thing now looks like a large, feathered penis with a beak
B) The utter horror of finding a large, feathered penis trying to force its way between your lips in your sleep
C) A Rice Bowl: when you find little grains of undigested rice in your stool the morning after a meal of brown rice
D) The two fateful words every little bird learns to say
E) A co-worker who has raised standing around with his thumb up his ass to an art form worthy of performance in the Louvre
F) A great big soul kiss from your mystery date for the evening: this surprised looking turd
G) A small blob of chewed Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) I found under the desk
H) A big, fat cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Darwin could have predicted the resurrection of the Little Birdy, especially since he is reborn as a... well... penis with wings.


8:09 AM  
Anonymous Co-Worker said...

Smell my thumb and grow up.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the rice reusable? I mean, can it be cooked and eaten again and again?

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Man with Explosive Diarrhea said...

Oh. Oh boy. It's like my colon is a perpetual motion machine.





Oh. Oh boy.

8:12 AM  
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9:14 AM  

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