GWiMMRN, Little Birdy Edition

Cheep cheep! The little bird says "Suck it." YOU MUST OBLIGE.

Now, after OBLIGING, GWiMMRN:

A) The little bird my wife and I saved from a cat.
B) The fact that when I saw the scene of a cat torturing that little bird, I thought, "That's a shame" and I rooted for the cat.
C) Del Monte baby food served through an eye-dropper.
D) The incredible amount of baby food a little bird will consume.
E) The incredible amount of baby bird poop a baby bird will poop.
F) The stick, which is taped to a bar stool, that the little bird is perched upon in order to simulate the "tree experience."
G) My finger, which the little bird sits upon for his daily flying lessons (See, while the little bird is perched there, you wave your hand up and down, so the little birdie stretches his wings in a flying motion trying to hang on. This, supposedly, teaches him to use his wings).
H) The little birdy's enormously huge big, fat cock, which must've acted like an anchor that pulled him from his nest in the first place.