6/19/06

GWiMMRN, Little Birdy Edition

Cheep cheep! The little bird says "Suck it." YOU MUST OBLIGE.

Now, after OBLIGING, GWiMMRN:

A) The little bird my wife and I saved from a cat.
B) The fact that when I saw the scene of a cat torturing that little bird, I thought, "That's a shame" and I rooted for the cat.
C) Del Monte baby food served through an eye-dropper.
D) The incredible amount of baby food a little bird will consume.
E) The incredible amount of baby bird poop a baby bird will poop.
F) The stick, which is taped to a bar stool, that the little bird is perched upon in order to simulate the "tree experience."
G) My finger, which the little bird sits upon for his daily flying lessons (See, while the little bird is perched there, you wave your hand up and down, so the little birdie stretches his wings in a flying motion trying to hang on. This, supposedly, teaches him to use his wings).
H) The little birdy's enormously huge big, fat cock, which must've acted like an anchor that pulled him from his nest in the first place.

6 Comments:

Anonymous The Little Bird with a Big Fat Cock said...

tweet tweet tweet

My little avian penis is not for public discussion, you sicko.

GROW UP.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous The Cat said...

ASSHOLE

meow

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I refuse to orally copulate with a bird.

Won't happen.

EVER.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Bartender said...

What the hell is all this BIRD SHIT doing here? And why is a baby bird sitting on one of the stools?

GROW UP, all of you!

4:37 AM  
Anonymous The little bird taught by Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li to talk said...

Chh-ch-chhhuh-ch-ch-chhh-cheep chh-ch-chhhuh-ch-ch-chhh-cheep!

"Sss-ss-sssss-suhh-sss-ss!-suhh-huck uhh-uhhhh-uh-uh-uhh-it."

6:51 AM  
Anonymous muh-muh you kno who said...

huh huh cheep chuh uh huh i-i-im a bockser DUH DUH DUH

7:31 AM  

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