6/14/06

Rock My Groin

Ever feel like a tuft of pubic hair blowin' in the wind?

If so, you are a LOSER. Be a winner and GWiMMRN, because at GWiMMRN, everyone's a winner (except for you)!

A) Rocketboom!
B) A wistful notion that passed, alas.
C) A rememberance of wistful notions past.
D) Supper drippy diarrhea dog feces with boiled, poisonous mushrooms.
E) Obi-Wan Yoda Kennal-obi



F) A big, fat cock.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

o amanda i've spanked it to you so much it's all red and raw let me stick my nose into your sweet shitchute amanda let me be yours and only yours i promise to stop blowing puppies in the street o amanda o amanda i love you more than krispy kreme

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like "Yoda" there has a tufted gray erection or something.

I wonder what his fucking problem is.

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Marcel Proust said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I'M DEAD AND WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE STOP IT

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I...I want to be a winner.

:D...*

9:03 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It is your inability to FOCUS that keeps you from being a winner.

That, and you are a disgusting, vile piece of garbage.

:D...*, indeed.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's...that's pretty excessive.

Why would you say that about me? I want to be a winner.

:O...<====8

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ghaal ghaal can i stop rolling it around my mouth for a while ghaal ghaal

*tp* *tp*

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No.

Don't you people have jobs or responsibilities that would prevent you from commenting on this awful website?

Shouldn't you be out doing things for the community? Like creating a communal garden or volunteering for a neighborhood crime watch?

In short, why don't you people just GROW UP?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Neighborhood Crime Watch Volunteer said...

Yes.

I agree with the above poster.

You should all GROW UP.

You should act more like my absolute bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN. He can suck off a dying rhinoceros in under thirty seconds! That's a standard you should hope to achieve.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Community Garden Volunteer said...

Absolutely!

I totally agree with the above commenters, except for the disgusting bit about the rhinoceros. Clearly, this "Neighborhood Watch Volunteer" is troubled and sick in his mind.

In fact, he should just go ahead and gobble my ass cheeks. That would clear up the issue, I think.

Thanks for reading, even though I know you're probably one of the sick weirdos who comment on this horrible website.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Waylon Jennings said...

I've thoroughly checked out those websites that are supposedly the websites of those two community volunteers and the websites are 100% fake.

Yup.

I don't know what life-traumas produced such unadjusted mental patients, but I sure wish they'd GROW UP.

Hell yeah. Yup.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous A. Dying Rhino said...

*EEEuuuurrrUUUUGGHH!*

I'm dying here. Somebody. Please. I only have 31 seconds left to live.

*hUUUEEErrrrggghhh*

*kaff* *kaff*

Please. Blow my dying rhinocerous cock. Give me the peace I so richly deserve.

*wheeeeze*

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've thoroughly investigated this "Waylon Jennings" character's website, and found it to be not only fraudulent, but extremely awful.

Hence, his findings are likewise fraudulent.

If anyone 'round here has some growing up to do, it's "Waylon."

Next person who tells anyone to GROW UP gets a boot up the poop-shoot, comprende?

Gracias.

GROW UP.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous RHINO COCK said...

*kaff* *kaff*

Don't suck me.

I'M NOT DEAD!

*kaff* *kaff*

2:48 PM  

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