Rock My Groin
Ever feel like a tuft of pubic hair blowin' in the wind?
If so, you are a LOSER. Be a winner and GWiMMRN, because at GWiMMRN, everyone's a winner (except for you)!
A) Rocketboom!
B) A wistful notion that passed, alas.
C) A rememberance of wistful notions past.
D) Supper drippy diarrhea dog feces with boiled, poisonous mushrooms.
E) Obi-Wan Yoda Kennal-obi
F) A big, fat cock.
If so, you are a LOSER. Be a winner and GWiMMRN, because at GWiMMRN, everyone's a winner (except for you)!
A) Rocketboom!
B) A wistful notion that passed, alas.
C) A rememberance of wistful notions past.
D) Supper drippy diarrhea dog feces with boiled, poisonous mushrooms.
E) Obi-Wan Yoda Kennal-obi
F) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:38 AM
12 Comments:
o amanda i've spanked it to you so much it's all red and raw let me stick my nose into your sweet shitchute amanda let me be yours and only yours i promise to stop blowing puppies in the street o amanda o amanda i love you more than krispy kreme
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I'M DEAD AND WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE STOP IT
I...I want to be a winner.
:D...*
That's...that's pretty excessive.
Why would you say that about me? I want to be a winner.
:O...<====8
ghaal ghaal can i stop rolling it around my mouth for a while ghaal ghaal
*tp* *tp*
No.
Don't you people have jobs or responsibilities that would prevent you from commenting on this awful website?
Shouldn't you be out doing things for the community? Like creating a communal garden or volunteering for a neighborhood crime watch?
In short, why don't you people just GROW UP?
Yes.
I agree with the above poster.
You should all GROW UP.
You should act more like my absolute bestest buddy in the whole wide world, Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN. He can suck off a dying rhinoceros in under thirty seconds! That's a standard you should hope to achieve.
Absolutely!
I totally agree with the above commenters, except for the disgusting bit about the rhinoceros. Clearly, this "Neighborhood Watch Volunteer" is troubled and sick in his mind.
In fact, he should just go ahead and gobble my ass cheeks. That would clear up the issue, I think.
Thanks for reading, even though I know you're probably one of the sick weirdos who comment on this horrible website.
I've thoroughly checked out those websites that are supposedly the websites of those two community volunteers and the websites are 100% fake.
Yup.
I don't know what life-traumas produced such unadjusted mental patients, but I sure wish they'd GROW UP.
Hell yeah. Yup.
*EEEuuuurrrUUUUGGHH!*
I'm dying here. Somebody. Please. I only have 31 seconds left to live.
*hUUUEEErrrrggghhh*
*kaff* *kaff*
Please. Blow my dying rhinocerous cock. Give me the peace I so richly deserve.
*wheeeeze*
I've thoroughly investigated this "Waylon Jennings" character's website, and found it to be not only fraudulent, but extremely awful.
Hence, his findings are likewise fraudulent.
If anyone 'round here has some growing up to do, it's "Waylon."
Next person who tells anyone to GROW UP gets a boot up the poop-shoot, comprende?
Gracias.
GROW UP.
*kaff* *kaff*
Don't suck me.
I'M NOT DEAD!
*kaff* *kaff*
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