GWiMMRN, Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) Edition
Hello, my little pork chops! It's time to guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A GIGANTIC pack of Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) next to a pile of blue shits (sick) I took after eating seventeen blueberry tarts
B) A big, fat cock
Choose carefully, now...the fate of the free world depends on a correct answer! Do it! DO IT! CHOOSE NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
A) A GIGANTIC pack of Watermellon Bubblisious (sic) next to a pile of blue shits (sick) I took after eating seventeen blueberry tarts
B) A big, fat cock
Choose carefully, now...the fate of the free world depends on a correct answer! Do it! DO IT! CHOOSE NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
posted by My Mouth at 6:12 AM
10 Comments:
you shouldnt put the whole pack in your mouth at once.
try to plan ahead next time.
thats a 10 piece pack you got....
if you chew half a piece at a time..one half in the morning and the other after lunch, it will last all week and you will have 2 left to share with friends.
You should also stop eating so many blueberry tarts.
If MY dumps looked like THAT, I'd go see a doctor.
I don't think you should share any of that delisious watermellon bubilisious with any of your friends.
I really feel that way.
Hmmm! The blue shits! I've seen this case once before in the former CZECHOSLOVAKIA. It was a rampant endemic of B.S.S. Or Blue Shits Syndrome.
Yes.
I'll have to take some back to my lab and chew it over for a while.
That's...that's...
DISGUSTING.
Be ashamed.
Be VERY ashamed.
Is it too late yet?
It's too late, yes.
The free world is FUCKED, my friend, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
Any history books written millenia hence by whatever survivors of the wreckage who manage to recreate light and learning will point to YOU and say, "This is where the world ended. Because HE fucked up."
I hope you're happy.
Boy, I'm sorry about that.
I'm glad I posted anonymously.
They'll know who you are, OH YES THEY WILL.
My FRIEND.
Your only hope of redemption would be if you would share your delisious watermellon bubilisious (sic) with all of your friends.
No.
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