GWiMMRN, FOCUS on Saturday Edition

This website has it all: pussy pemmican, homeless hoagies, sharks, the adorable little ass hairs near Helen Thomas's starfish, and a dog who does not know how to take a shit.

For providing you with these myriad and sundry thing, all that I ask is that you FOCUS. I'm not getting the kind of focus I need. This is disappointing. WORK ON IT. FOCUS.

What's in my mouth right now can be found in the clues up above. Guess what it is.

UPDATE: For another clue, unscramble this word: SUCK MY COCK.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I... I think the scrambled message is... "Suck it, choir boy, or you'll have to stay way later after Sunday sermons than usual."

Am I right?

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I refuse to grow up and I resent the implications.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a cute lil' ditty about pussy pemmican, but I forgot the tune.

Care to hum me a few bars?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous A. Dog said...

Listen; it's not that I don't know how to take a shit. I know NOW, it's just that I had to be TAUGHT how to take a shit. Some hick made an assertion that all dogs don't have to be taught how to take a shit. I believe the line was, "You don't have to teach a dog how to take a shit."

I read this comment, and decided to educate the world that there are some dogs out there, like ME, who were not born with the notion.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous A. Dog said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to add:


12:28 PM  
Anonymous The Dog Who Still Has Trouble Taking a Shit Because He Forgets How on Occasion said...

I'd just like to say that the canine purporting to be me isn't, in fact, me.

While I share a common affliction with him in that I was not born with the a priori knowledge of how to take a shit, I still forget how to shit, on occasion. It's not as if I got one lesson and was thereby granted the ability to shit at will when there was sufficient shit in my doggy colon.

Indeed, this lack of knowledge on my part is a recurring issue, striking at some very inappropriate times. That is, I can occasionally remember how to take a shit, and then at other times, I require a follow-up lesson.

This is hardly a laughing matter. I think you should all just GROW UP, as my friend and fellow ball-licker Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say (in-between slurps of his tongue against my small furry testicles).

Ruff ruff.


3:46 PM  

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