GWiMMRN, The Don't Get Me Started on Tom Cruise Edition
Just don't, okay?
GWiMMRN:
A) Tom Cruise' wife's placenta.
B) Katie Holmes' husband's favorite movie.
C) Tom Cruise's new movie, Mission Impossible III: I Want to Eat Your Wife's Placenta.
D) Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie, which suspiciously tastes like a Scientologist's wife's placenta.
E) Psychology!
F) A big, fat psychological cock with a placenta wrapped around it like it was some 1800's American wild west's a-sexual school marm's bonnet.
GWiMMRN:
A) Tom Cruise' wife's placenta.
B) Katie Holmes' husband's favorite movie.
C) Tom Cruise's new movie, Mission Impossible III: I Want to Eat Your Wife's Placenta.
D) Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie, which suspiciously tastes like a Scientologist's wife's placenta.
E) Psychology!
F) A big, fat psychological cock with a placenta wrapped around it like it was some 1800's American wild west's a-sexual school marm's bonnet.
posted by My Mouth at 6:15 AM
12 Comments:
Eat me, Tom!
Just EAT ME!!!!
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER BUTTERSCOTCH PLACENTA CHIP ICE CREAM STOP IT
"I can't believe this."
"I just can't believe it."
"It's incredible."
"I can't believe that you haven't GROWN UP."
"This forces me to tell you something I haven't told anyone in a very long time."
"GROW UP."
"So gobble my ass cheeks."
"Okay."
That's because we put REAL CHUNKS of human placentas in each bite!
REAL.
CHUNKS.
I'm really sickened by that thought, Little Debbie.
REALLY.
SICKENED.
I gobble ass cheeks.
Sometimes.
When I'm alone.
Who is Melman?
It's me.
I'm Melman.
And I have a special message for you.
It's "GROW UP."
I am the writing on the wall. The whisper in the classroom. Without these things I am nothing, so now I must shed innocent blood.
GROW UP.
*tp* *tp*
This oatmeal cream pie sandwich tastes yummy.
*tp* *tp*
*tp*
And I love YOU, Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN!
*tp* *tp*
My vaginal exerciser tastes like dog testicles.
*tp* *tp*
Why not placenta topped with sundae syrup?
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