5/9/06

GWiMMRN, The Don't Get Me Started on Tom Cruise Edition

Just don't, okay?

GWiMMRN:

A) Tom Cruise' wife's placenta.
B) Katie Holmes' husband's favorite movie.
C) Tom Cruise's new movie, Mission Impossible III: I Want to Eat Your Wife's Placenta.
D) Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie, which suspiciously tastes like a Scientologist's wife's placenta.
E) Psychology!
F) A big, fat psychological cock with a placenta wrapped around it like it was some 1800's American wild west's a-sexual school marm's bonnet.

14 Comments:

Anonymous A. Placenta said...

Eat me, Tom!

Just EAT ME!!!!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Tom Cruise said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER BUTTERSCOTCH PLACENTA CHIP ICE CREAM STOP IT

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"I can't believe this."

"I just can't believe it."

"It's incredible."

"I can't believe that you haven't GROWN UP."

"This forces me to tell you something I haven't told anyone in a very long time."

"GROW UP."

"So gobble my ass cheeks."

"Okay."

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Little Debbie said...

That's because we put REAL CHUNKS of human placentas in each bite!

REAL.

CHUNKS.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really sickened by that thought, Little Debbie.

REALLY.

SICKENED.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gobble ass cheeks.

Sometimes.

When I'm alone.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous K. Holmes said...

Who is Melman?

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ASS.

CHEEKS.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Melman said...

It's me.

I'm Melman.

And I have a special message for you.

It's "GROW UP."

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Candyman said...

I am the writing on the wall. The whisper in the classroom. Without these things I am nothing, so now I must shed innocent blood.

GROW UP.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*tp* *tp*

This oatmeal cream pie sandwich tastes yummy.

*tp* *tp*

*tp*

12:53 PM  
Anonymous D. Mudock said...

"I can't believe you still have not heeded my admonishments."

"It is time for you to grow up."

"Now."

"I mean it."

"Don't make me step outside of my quotation marks to whup your ass."

"I will do so at the least little bit of provocation."




"I love you, Teri Hatcher."

1:09 PM  
Anonymous T. Hatcher said...

And I love YOU, Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN!

*tp* *tp*

My vaginal exerciser tastes like dog testicles.

*tp* *tp*

3:33 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

Why not placenta topped with sundae syrup?

2:09 PM  

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