GWiMMRN, Snotty Chunks of Cunt Hair Edition
Everything will be all right once you've G'd wimmr now:
A) Your wife's placenta, yes YOURS
B) Teri Hatcher's vagina exercising machine after a short but satisfying workout
C) A high-pitched grunt after a long silence
D) A pint of hot yogurt
E) A Little Loose Poop (sung to the tune of "My Little Deuce Coupe")
F) Multumesc, a new pussy-flavored drink like Ovaltine that you add milk to and stir
G) A big, fat no-frills cock
UPDATE:
A little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
A little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
Well I´m not braggin´ bud so don´t put me down
But I´ve got the loosest set of bowels in town
When something comes out of me just don´t even try
Cause if you smell my diarrhea man you just want to die
It's a little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
(A little loose poop)
(You don´t know what I got)
Just a little loose poop with a real bad smell
And it's as deadly as sarin gas: it's as bad as hell
I've farted and grunted and squirted some shit
After twenty minutes in the can I'm not done yet
It's a little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
(A little loose poop)
(You don´t know what I got)
A) Your wife's placenta, yes YOURS
B) Teri Hatcher's vagina exercising machine after a short but satisfying workout
C) A high-pitched grunt after a long silence
D) A pint of hot yogurt
E) A Little Loose Poop (sung to the tune of "My Little Deuce Coupe")
F) Multumesc, a new pussy-flavored drink like Ovaltine that you add milk to and stir
G) A big, fat no-frills cock
UPDATE:
A little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
A little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
Well I´m not braggin´ bud so don´t put me down
But I´ve got the loosest set of bowels in town
When something comes out of me just don´t even try
Cause if you smell my diarrhea man you just want to die
It's a little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
(A little loose poop)
(You don´t know what I got)
Just a little loose poop with a real bad smell
And it's as deadly as sarin gas: it's as bad as hell
I've farted and grunted and squirted some shit
After twenty minutes in the can I'm not done yet
It's a little loose poop
You don´t know what I got
(A little loose poop)
(You don´t know what I got)
posted by My Mouth at 9:09 AM
10 Comments:
Multumesc?
Cu placere!
It was that high pitched grunt that MADE THAT MOVIE LOSE TO CRASH.
*uheigh!*
*tp* *tp*
Hmmm. This hot yogurt's a little salty.
*tp* *tp*
I don't know what the *tp* *tp* is supposed to be.
Oh Teri I can already spell your name so pick me, let it be me!
Strangle my dingus like it owed you a LOT of money!
That is the greatest song I have ever heard.
It would sound better if Terrrri Hatcher would sing it.
Do you think you could pull her away momentarily from her vagina machine and have her sing a few bars?
Hmmmmm?
*tp *tp* is me smacking my lips, trying to guess the contents of the hot yogurt I just IMBIBED.
Oh! Then the *tp* *tp* makes sense. It's a cool little onomatopoeia, really.
*tp* *tp*
*GROW* *UP*
*tp* *tp*
Thos watchdogs are too in love with the taste of their own testicles to bark when they're supposed to.
I hate to tell you this, but "shit" and "yet" do not rhyme.
And don't get me started on Tom Hanks.
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