5/8/06

GWiMMRN, Post-Communion Mouthwash Edition

Once you've slobbed the Lord's knob, you are forever protected from sin. The hot slap of His butterscotch ice cream against the back of your throat is a Benedick-tion.

I hope we're clear. G-w-i-m-m-r-n:

A) A new blogger template to emphasize the MERCURIALITY of it all, ignoring the obvious grammatical error in the title of the blog
B) The pair you need to strap on
C) Melman's true identity
D) The horribly bizarre love-child of Larry "Bud" Melman and this surprised looking turd
E) The adorable little ass hairs surrounding this sweet young thing's delectable chocolate starfish
F) A slice of moist, delicious pie
G) A tater tot casserole bathed in Helen's sweet juices
H) Spaghetti Alfredo lovingly prepared in sweet Helen's pink parts
I) A pushed, if not completely torn envelope
J) A big, fat cock

UPDATE: A baby picture, in case you missed it:

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i cant stand ther mercurial natire of honesty at its worst..

i feel like my head is going to explode.. almost literally.. somebody shoot me.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O why did you post that picture of Helen Th-

*BBBLLLOOORRRRRRPPPPP*

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't fall for all of those Helen Tho-

*Blorp!*

Ugh. Excuse me. Of those She-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named pictures. Some of them have her name in the URL.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to LIKE tater-tots.

Notanymore.

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Ash said...

call me

strap on a pair and meet me in the john

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but who IS Melman?

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Helen Thomas said...

Love me, love my Thomas Fries.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Samuel Alito said...

Hey there! It'sa Helen Thomasa! Come and cooka thisa fettucine in your crunta!

11:21 AM  
Anonymous The creature discussed in D) said...

rape me with the big red fire extinguisher...love me..call me...give me the rusty trombone i so desire..

if it isn't doctor and mrs fuck mouth...back from..choking down cocks..in the parking...lot

i wish you weren't hurting so much..my lovely helen...give me an extra wet helping of your thomas fries...

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Larry "Bud" Melman said...

I wish I knew who "Melman" is.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is just the most ADORABLE baby!

It looks like he's ready for his communion.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Shakira said...

It's time for your full, anal penetration.

And my hips don't lie, bitch.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it uniquely horrifying that the baby's first words are "Thomas Fries."

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it horrifying that it actually looks like Helen Thomas.

4:10 PM  

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