GWiMMRN, Post-Communion Mouthwash Edition
Once you've slobbed the Lord's knob, you are forever protected from sin. The hot slap of His butterscotch ice cream against the back of your throat is a Benedick-tion.
I hope we're clear. G-w-i-m-m-r-n:
A) A new blogger template to emphasize the MERCURIALITY of it all, ignoring the obvious grammatical error in the title of the blog
B) The pair you need to strap on
C) Melman's true identity
D) The horribly bizarre love-child of Larry "Bud" Melman and this surprised looking turd
E) The adorable little ass hairs surrounding this sweet young thing's delectable chocolate starfish
F) A slice of moist, delicious pie
G) A tater tot casserole bathed in Helen's sweet juices
H) Spaghetti Alfredo lovingly prepared in sweet Helen's pink parts
I) A pushed, if not completely torn envelope
J) A big, fat cock
UPDATE: A baby picture, in case you missed it:
I hope we're clear. G-w-i-m-m-r-n:
A) A new blogger template to emphasize the MERCURIALITY of it all, ignoring the obvious grammatical error in the title of the blog
B) The pair you need to strap on
C) Melman's true identity
D) The horribly bizarre love-child of Larry "Bud" Melman and this surprised looking turd
E) The adorable little ass hairs surrounding this sweet young thing's delectable chocolate starfish
F) A slice of moist, delicious pie
G) A tater tot casserole bathed in Helen's sweet juices
H) Spaghetti Alfredo lovingly prepared in sweet Helen's pink parts
I) A pushed, if not completely torn envelope
J) A big, fat cock
UPDATE: A baby picture, in case you missed it:
posted by My Mouth at 9:50 AM
12 Comments:
i cant stand ther mercurial natire of honesty at its worst..
i feel like my head is going to explode.. almost literally.. somebody shoot me.
O why did you post that picture of Helen Th-
*BBBLLLOOORRRRRRPPPPP*
I didn't fall for all of those Helen Tho-
*Blorp!*
Ugh. Excuse me. Of those She-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named pictures. Some of them have her name in the URL.
I used to LIKE tater-tots.
Notanymore.
call me
strap on a pair and meet me in the john
Yes, but who IS Melman?
Love me, love my Thomas Fries.
Hey there! It'sa Helen Thomasa! Come and cooka thisa fettucine in your crunta!
I wish I knew who "Melman" is.
That is just the most ADORABLE baby!
It looks like he's ready for his communion.
I find it uniquely horrifying that the baby's first words are "Thomas Fries."
I find it horrifying that it actually looks like Helen Thomas.
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