5/8/06

Communion, GWiMMRN Edition

Get on your knees and open your mouth.

Situated? Good. GWiMMRN:

A) Communion, but with pubic hair.
B) The butterscotch ice cream of this man.
C) A funny that I made all by myself.
D) The "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!" Communion Cracker.
E) The devil's big ol' smokey, barbed, sulfuric cock.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But...but...I'm not Catholic!

8:48 AM  
Anonymous O.L.A.S.J.H.C. said...

You will all BURN in H-E-DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS for this MOTHERFUCKING sacrilege!

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't find that devil to be particularly terrifying. He looks sort of fat and jolly to me, like Santa Claus.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous L. "Bud" Melman said...

Who's Melman?

8:51 AM  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hola, pinche mangito!

Mi perro, his name is Jesus, mang!

He does not sing all the hits! I'm internationale!

Bbbrrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!!

Gracias!

8:59 AM  
Anonymous O.L.A.S.J.H.C. said...

I'm the original internationale! I was internationale before you were even invented. I'm the O.S., baby. The Original Savior.

Don't fuck with me.

Better bring the big bowl, 'cause I got a double helping of butterscotch ice cream for ya.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous P. Hilton said...

Who's Melman?

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the devil really looked like a hairy fat man in a skin tight red vinyl suit carrying a plastic pitchfork and smiling like a retard, I'd be scared.

Really scared.

Sometimes.

When I'm alone.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Jordan, Cleveland Steamer Recipient Extraordinaire said...

oh jesus..

i wish i knew who melman was..i'd let him lick butterscotch ice cream out of my crack until the cows come home..

this all hurts so much...call me, ash..love me...victimize me..bathe me in your buttery white communion wine..

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Sister Mary Sweetcrunt said...

O.L.A.S.J.H.C. will punish ALL OF YOU for your INVETERATE blasphemy and USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS.

TELL ME WHO MELMAN IS!!!

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Larry "Bud" MELMAN said...

Who's Hilton?

11:44 AM  

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