Communion, GWiMMRN Edition
Get on your knees and open your mouth.
Situated? Good. GWiMMRN:
A) Communion, but with pubic hair.
B) The butterscotch ice cream of this man.
C) A funny that I made all by myself.
D) The "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!" Communion Cracker.
E) The devil's big ol' smokey, barbed, sulfuric cock.
Situated? Good. GWiMMRN:
A) Communion, but with pubic hair.
B) The butterscotch ice cream of this man.
C) A funny that I made all by myself.
D) The "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!" Communion Cracker.
E) The devil's big ol' smokey, barbed, sulfuric cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:39 AM
9 Comments:
But...but...I'm not Catholic!
I don't find that devil to be particularly terrifying. He looks sort of fat and jolly to me, like Santa Claus.
Who's Melman?
I'm the original internationale! I was internationale before you were even invented. I'm the O.S., baby. The Original Savior.
Don't fuck with me.
Better bring the big bowl, 'cause I got a double helping of butterscotch ice cream for ya.
Who's Melman?
If the devil really looked like a hairy fat man in a skin tight red vinyl suit carrying a plastic pitchfork and smiling like a retard, I'd be scared.
Really scared.
Sometimes.
When I'm alone.
oh jesus..
i wish i knew who melman was..i'd let him lick butterscotch ice cream out of my crack until the cows come home..
this all hurts so much...call me, ash..love me...victimize me..bathe me in your buttery white communion wine..
O.L.A.S.J.H.C. will punish ALL OF YOU for your INVETERATE blasphemy and USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS.
TELL ME WHO MELMAN IS!!!
Who's Hilton?
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