5/6/06

GWiMMRN, Oldies but Goodies Edition

I've put something in my mouth that was in there before. Guess what it is:

A) Wedding cake
B) Wedding cake
C) Wedding cake
D) Wedding cake
E) Wedding cake
F) Wedding cake
G) Wedding cake
H) Wedding cake
I) Wedding cake
J) Wedding cake
K) Wedding cake
L) A big, fat cock

UPDATE: The answer may now be M) Wedding cake.

UPDATE UPDATE:

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of icing is the black icing?

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I certainly would have a nice day if I had me a slice of that wedding cake!

And a big, fat cock, too!

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think sharp knives should be around when the bride finds out what someone wrote on her wedding cake.

I really feel that way.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really appreciate the fact that the person who doctored that wedding cake took the time to make sure the words look as if they really wrap around the roundness of the cake. That added little bit really makes it look authentic.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Baker said...

It's a licorice fondant.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Wedding Attendant said...

I was initially insulted by the cake until I saw the inspirational, sweet message on the bottom.

Then I felt okay.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous The Bride said...

Actually, I had that put on special for the groom's parents.

Those assholes thought I wasn't good enough for their son. Told me I was too fucking CRASS.

Well, I showed THEM.

Cocksuckers.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heeeyyyy.... hey there. What's the NEWS? Huh? What's the news, fucker? Got the NEWS for me today?

HUH?

DO YA?

YOU FUCK! GIMME THE NEWS! I WANT. THE FUCKING. NEWS!

GIMME IT! NOW! WHAT'S THE FUCKING NEWS TODAY?

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The NEWS is that you should calm down.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Peg Leg said...

I just took a dump that BLACK as the DEVIL.

It stunk real bad, too.

It stunk like a skunk's asshole.

You listen to ol' Peg Leg. He knows what he's talking about.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peg Leg is a fagito who blows dead rats for quarters.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

I want that cake!!!
Has all the right instructions.
Succinct and easly to follow.
Pure genius!

5:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I disagree. I find the instructions VERY hard to follow.

Fuck me AND have a nice day?

Impossible!

8:36 AM  

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