5/5/06

Give Me the Meat Quesadilla, Baby!

That's what granny used to say when grandpa came home hungry and tired after a long day at the meat packing plant. Oh, grandpa obliged. He certainly did.

GWiMMRN:

A) Little Debbie Glazed Donuts, which can be found in the vending machine, and of which I have recently become addicted.
B) Ass tissues.
C) A golf ball through a garden hose.
D) That Nicole Ritchie knows she's too thin, and how much I don't give a fuck.
E) That James Gandolfini got hit by a cab while riding a motor-scooter, that he's alright, and that I don't give a fuck about that, either.
F) That Halle Berry wants to adopt a child, and I super-really don't give a fuck about that.
G) A big, fat, drunken hootenany cock.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Wal-Mart Cashier said...

Any manager, I need a price check on the ASS TISSUES. A price check on the ass tissues. Thank you!

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, GOD. Another picture of Helen Thom-

*BLORRRRRRRRRP*

*HURRRRL*

Shark! Shark!

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Little Debbie said...

I personally glaze each donut with my hot, slimy juices, you know.

Bon apetit!

Say hi to Helen Thoma-

*BLORRP*

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Wal-Mart Flunky said...

The ass tissues are $4.99, plus tax.

Hey, is that a picture of Helen Tho-

*BLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the girl in the thigh-high boots, and why is she featured in a prominent German newspaper? Is she really a girl?

She looks nothing like that Helen Thomas-

*BLORP*

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"I've just learned that my words of wisdom have put me in the first page when someone does a Google search on Deroy Murdock 'grow up'."

"I'm glad I'm having an effect on people."

"Hopefully, they will all GROW UP."

"Unlike that not-grown-up Helen Th-"
"*BLORRRRRRPPP*"

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Helen Thomas said...

It's... it's hard to look at myself in the mirror every day. I get, brush my teeth, look in the mirror and say, "Hey, isn't that Helen Thom-

*BLLLOOOORRRRPPP*"

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Your Office Co-Worker said...

I'm just GLOWING with self-importance!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are. It must be so NICE to work harder than anyone else. You're so much more DESERVING.

Here, I've put up a huge poster across from your desk. It's a full-color photo of Helen Thoma-

*BLORRRRRRRRPPP!!!*

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Halle Berry's Potential Adoptee said...

goo goo ga ga

Hele-

*blorp*

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Like a Baby, Eugene's Flesh-Dragon said...

goo

*blorpppppppppp*

*ssspurrrttt!*

9:46 AM  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo por everyone but dat muy feo Helen Tomas-

*BBRRROOOOBLORRRRP*

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*BBBLLLOOOORRRPPPP*

I have no reason for doing that.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame it on you-know-who.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I don't know you know who. Who is the who in you know who? Who?

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helen Tho-

*BBBBBBLLLLLORRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but the end of the comment got garbled. Can you please resend?

THAKNS A LOT

2:09 PM  

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