Give Me the Meat Quesadilla, Baby!

That's what granny used to say when grandpa came home hungry and tired after a long day at the meat packing plant. Oh, grandpa obliged. He certainly did.

GWiMMRN:

A) Little Debbie Glazed Donuts, which can be found in the vending machine, and of which I have recently become addicted.
B) Ass tissues.
C) A golf ball through a garden hose.
D) That Nicole Ritchie knows she's too thin, and how much I don't give a fuck.
E) That James Gandolfini got hit by a cab while riding a motor-scooter, that he's alright, and that I don't give a fuck about that, either.
F) That Halle Berry wants to adopt a child, and I super-really don't give a fuck about that.
G) A big, fat, drunken hootenany cock.