MAH MOUTH IS GR8!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL UR MOUTH SUX COK!!1!! WTF LOL
THEYRE TRULY IS NOTHNG BTAR THAN MAH MOUTH111!1!1 OMG LOL NOTHNG!!11!!11 OMG AS SUCH I THOUGHT I WUD CONV3Y THIS INFORMATION IN A FASHION TAHT EVEN A RETARDED TENAEGR CUD UNDERSTAND!!11 OMG LOL SO GU3S WUT IN MAH MOUTH RIGHT NOW:
A) The AOLer Translator Tool
B) The goopy white stuff that electrifyingly shoots out of this man's tool, accompanied by high-pitched barks
C) The dick Madonna wants you to suck
D) The stool sample in a white china bowl I gave to this man in lieu of the Hershey bar he asked for
E) The proctologist's glove I bought on Ebay upon learning that it had been previously used to explore Paris Hilton's cute li'l poop-chute
F) A previously-chewed Nutri-Grain bar
G) A big, fat flaccid bum bum bumblebee bumblebee penis
A) The AOLer Translator Tool
B) The goopy white stuff that electrifyingly shoots out of this man's tool, accompanied by high-pitched barks
C) The dick Madonna wants you to suck
D) The stool sample in a white china bowl I gave to this man in lieu of the Hershey bar he asked for
E) The proctologist's glove I bought on Ebay upon learning that it had been previously used to explore Paris Hilton's cute li'l poop-chute
F) A previously-chewed Nutri-Grain bar
G) A big, fat flaccid bum bum bumblebee bumblebee penis
posted by My Mouth at 8:14 AM
17 Comments:
FUKNG COK NODLAS MAN!!1!!1111!!111!1! OMG FUKNG COK NODLES1!!!1 LOL
Alright girls, no pushing, no shoving. Line up!
ehhh man wut iz this SHEEIT in my bowl, muthafukr?
MAH PANIS IS A CAPTANE OF INDUSTRY11!!1!1 OMG WTF
SS-SS-STUH-STUH-STUH-S2P MUH-MM-MUHH-MAK-MAKNG FUH-FUH-FF-FUN UH-UH-UH-OF MM-MUH-ME1111 WTF LOL Y-YY-YOU DUH-DUH-DUH-DIK1!!! WTF LOL
GROW UP111!!1! OMG
I could use that AOLer Translator all day. OMG. LOL. WTF.
I found Deroy Murdock's contribution to be especially amusing. Or, in other words, "TAHTS SO FUKNG HILARIOUS I CUD SHIT MAH PANTS!!1!!!11 LOL"
*frrp*
HA HA HA HA HA
*peeerrrrprprprrp*
:*
*spurrrrrrrrrrrttttt!*
Ruff ruff ruff! Arf!
No, I don't.
:)
"I don't find this funny in the least."
"It's times like this that I can't help but say something that's both germane to the topic and original."
"That thing is:"
"GROW UP."
"G"
"R"
"O"
"W"
"U"
"P"
"."
"Thank you."
"For growing up, I mean."
"Not for anything else."
"kill me"
I!! DON'T!! THINK!! YOU!! UNDER!!STAND!!
FUCKING COCK NOODLES, MAN!!!
FUCKING! COCK! NOODLES!
AAAAIIIEEEERRRGGGHHHHAAAAA!!!!
MY PENIS RESTS ITS CASE.
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FOCUS.
MY MILKSHAKE IS SWEET, THICK AND DELICIOUS.
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