5/1/06

MAH MOUTH IS GR8!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL UR MOUTH SUX COK!!1!! WTF LOL

THEYRE TRULY IS NOTHNG BTAR THAN MAH MOUTH111!1!1 OMG LOL NOTHNG!!11!!11 OMG AS SUCH I THOUGHT I WUD CONV3Y THIS INFORMATION IN A FASHION TAHT EVEN A RETARDED TENAEGR CUD UNDERSTAND!!11 OMG LOL SO GU3S WUT IN MAH MOUTH RIGHT NOW:

A) The AOLer Translator Tool
B) The goopy white stuff that electrifyingly shoots out of this man's tool, accompanied by high-pitched barks
C) The dick Madonna wants you to suck
D) The stool sample in a white china bowl I gave to this man in lieu of the Hershey bar he asked for
E) The proctologist's glove I bought on Ebay upon learning that it had been previously used to explore Paris Hilton's cute li'l poop-chute
F) A previously-chewed Nutri-Grain bar
G) A big, fat flaccid bum bum bumblebee bumblebee penis

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUKNG COK NODLAS MAN!!1!!1111!!111!1! OMG FUKNG COK NODLES1!!!1 LOL

9:12 AM  
Anonymous The President said...

Alright girls, no pushing, no shoving. Line up!

9:14 AM  
Anonymous A Homeless Dude said...

ehhh man wut iz this SHEEIT in my bowl, muthafukr?

9:15 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MAH PANIS IS A CAPTANE OF INDUSTRY11!!1!1 OMG WTF

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Muh-muh-muhham-hamhamad A-a-a-aaaluh-luh-li said...

SS-SS-STUH-STUH-STUH-S2P MUH-MM-MUHH-MAK-MAKNG FUH-FUH-FF-FUN UH-UH-UH-OF MM-MUH-ME1111 WTF LOL Y-YY-YOU DUH-DUH-DUH-DIK1!!! WTF LOL

9:18 AM  
Anonymous D11!!!! WTF LOL MURDOK PATRON SANET OF GWIMRN said...

GROW UP111!!1! OMG

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could use that AOLer Translator all day. OMG. LOL. WTF.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found Deroy Murdock's contribution to be especially amusing. Or, in other words, "TAHTS SO FUKNG HILARIOUS I CUD SHIT MAH PANTS!!1!!!11 LOL"

9:40 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

The cock noodles guy really needs to calm right the fuck down.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Paris Hilton's Cute Li'l Poop-Chute said...

*frrp*

HA HA HA HA HA

*peeerrrrprprprrp*

:*

9:42 AM  
Anonymous E. Deezen said...

*spurrrrrrrrrrrttttt!*

Ruff ruff ruff! Arf!

9:46 AM  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

Tehy translated my phrase "wut r u takling about???!!!" into "WUT R U TAKLNG ABOUT?!????!!?!!!?!??!????!?!1!!!1!!11!111!11!! LOL"

I don see a diffrence, do u?

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I don't.

:)

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"I don't find this funny in the least."

"It's times like this that I can't help but say something that's both germane to the topic and original."

"That thing is:"

"GROW UP."

"G"
"R"
"O"
"W"

"U"
"P"
"."

"Thank you."

"For growing up, I mean."

"Not for anything else."










"kill me"

11:55 AM  
Blogger Señor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! Choo should be doin' the growings of up, mang!

Bbbbrrrroooooooooooooooo!

Gracias!

I sing all the hits, mang! I'm internationale!






máteme

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN! FUCKING COCK NOODLES MAN! FUCKING!!! COCK!!! NOODLES!!!

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I!! DON'T!! THINK!! YOU!! UNDER!!STAND!!

FUCKING COCK NOODLES, MAN!!!

FUCKING! COCK! NOODLES!

AAAAIIIEEEERRRGGGHHHHAAAAA!!!!

12:49 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS RESTS ITS CASE.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Señor Chip Butty said...

Hey mang! Choo chould chust chill out, mang!

Stay fria, mang!

Bbbbbrrrooooooooooooo!

Gracias!

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:10 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS.

3:32 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY MILKSHAKE IS SWEET, THICK AND DELICIOUS.

3:38 PM  

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