There'sNoTimeToLose!
Hurry! GWiMMRN! DOOOOO IIIIITTTT!!!
A) Flaccid bumble-bee penises dipped in molten honey.
B) Shit covered doughnuts served to an unwitting Dunkin' Donuts customer.
C) A block of sharp cheddar cheese.
D) A carbon copy of the Declaration of Independence.
E) Sea-World, every mother-lovin' gallon of it.
F) Shamu's big, fat cock.
A) Flaccid bumble-bee penises dipped in molten honey.
B) Shit covered doughnuts served to an unwitting Dunkin' Donuts customer.
C) A block of sharp cheddar cheese.
D) A carbon copy of the Declaration of Independence.
E) Sea-World, every mother-lovin' gallon of it.
F) Shamu's big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 1:02 PM
4 Comments:
I didn't write that motherfucking document knowing that it would become grist for some sick fuck's mill, you know.
Better the entire Union fall, than let this sacred Declaration be so soiled.
Anustasters.
:)
Actually, I've been hoping for the Feces Flavor ever since I heard about that Arab guy sprinkling his own shit in the bakery. I was FAR from unwitting.
And by the way, the Dunkin Donuts were DELISIOUS (sic).
Why don't you just calm down.
ummmm....have to think?
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