4/30/06

There'sNoTimeToLose!

Hurry! GWiMMRN! DOOOOO IIIIITTTT!!!

A) Flaccid bumble-bee penises dipped in molten honey.
B) Shit covered doughnuts served to an unwitting Dunkin' Donuts customer.
C) A block of sharp cheddar cheese.
D) A carbon copy of the Declaration of Independence.
E) Sea-World, every mother-lovin' gallon of it.
F) Shamu's big, fat cock.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bum bum bumblebee bumblebee peeeenis, I love bumblebee bumblebee penis, yum yum bumblebee bumblebee penis, I love the penis they call bumblebee!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Thomas Jefferson said...

I didn't write that motherfucking document knowing that it would become grist for some sick fuck's mill, you know.

Better the entire Union fall, than let this sacred Declaration be so soiled.

Anustasters.

:)

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Coprophiliac Dunkin Donuts Customer said...

Actually, I've been hoping for the Feces Flavor ever since I heard about that Arab guy sprinkling his own shit in the bakery. I was FAR from unwitting.

And by the way, the Dunkin Donuts were DELISIOUS (sic).

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING COCK NOODLES, MAN!!! FUCKING COCK NOOOODLES!

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you just calm down.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

ummmm....have to think?

6:10 PM  

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