Bonus Boners!
For YOU, my dear!
GWiMMRN:
A) A verrry surreptitious ball scratching using the liner of my front pants pocket.
B) The glee that I feel that I can hide my cute lil' secret.
C) The punchline, "I don't think my ass can stand another hard roll."
D) A baby elephant's trunk, repurposed as a penis implant.
E) A funny lookin' baby elephant who is missing a trunk.
F) A three-headed baby's first words: "sister," "brother," "accidental penis grab while reaching for the remote control."
G) A big, fat, prehensile, baby elephant trunk sized cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be H) The local weather report, which says that tomorrow will be chocolate ice cream with a 60% chance of rainbow sprinkles.
GWiMMRN:
A) A verrry surreptitious ball scratching using the liner of my front pants pocket.
B) The glee that I feel that I can hide my cute lil' secret.
C) The punchline, "I don't think my ass can stand another hard roll."
D) A baby elephant's trunk, repurposed as a penis implant.
E) A funny lookin' baby elephant who is missing a trunk.
F) A three-headed baby's first words: "sister," "brother," "accidental penis grab while reaching for the remote control."
G) A big, fat, prehensile, baby elephant trunk sized cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be H) The local weather report, which says that tomorrow will be chocolate ice cream with a 60% chance of rainbow sprinkles.
posted by My Mouth at 7:50 AM
9 Comments:
It's not easy eating peanuts when some sick old man steals your trunk for a penis implant, I'll tell you what.
CeLeBrAtE mY tRuNkLeSs DiVeRsItY!
I find that letter F) strains the boundaries of credulity.
Live long, and prosper.
And the next one who smiles around here gets a boot up the poop-chute, comprende?
:)
Did you see that? That man was scratching his balls! In public! And smiling!
I'm calling the police.
:---------)
Hee hee!
Have you seen Meg Ryan's hairy lil' snatcheroo lately?
I'd... I'd like to surreptitiously scratch it. If... if she'd let me, that is.
Unfortunately for you, I have found the time to contradict all of these false statements, unlike my greatest friend and fellow dick-cheese fondue eater Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN.
You may not, I repeat, NOT refer to my privates as "Meg Ryan's hairy lil' snatcheroo."
You may call them "Meg Ryan's Ting-Ting," or, if you are feeling particularly whimsical, my private parts may be referred to as, "Meg Ryan's Ever-Cock-Hungry Tuna Taco With Extra SUHHHHH-NATCH Hair."
And even if you were to call my Ting-Ting by its proper name, I would NOT allow you to scratch it, not even for an instant. My Ever-Cock-Hungry Tuna Taco With Extra SUHHHHH-NATCH Hair belongs to Señor Chip Butty and Señor Chip Butty only.
He sings all the hits. He's internationale.
Sincerely,
Meg Ryan
I wish I had a front pants pocket.
Or pants.
Oh boy!
I'm actually pretty happy about H).
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