GWiMMRN, SCANDALOUS SATURDAY Edition
Quit it. Just quit it. All the screwing around is getting in the way of not focusing. FOCUS. FO-CUS. GU-ESS. WH-AT'S. I-N. M-Y. MOU-TH. RI-GHT. NO-W:
A) Joey Buttafuoco's greasy Eye-talian SAUSAGE
B) Amy Fisher's MAN-MEAT
C) Ass-scratchin's
D) A scabies-infested baby chimpanzee philtrum
E) Cl(it)oris Leachman
F) Fifty hermit crab vulvae
G) A nice dish of cherry vanilla ice cream, with the cherries having been replaced with tasty chunks of PIRPEL TIRTEL PENISES
H) Animals
I) General Genitals, Commander-in-Chief of the Armies of the Crotch
J) A big, fat ting-ting
A) Joey Buttafuoco's greasy Eye-talian SAUSAGE
B) Amy Fisher's MAN-MEAT
C) Ass-scratchin's
D) A scabies-infested baby chimpanzee philtrum
E) Cl(it)oris Leachman
F) Fifty hermit crab vulvae
G) A nice dish of cherry vanilla ice cream, with the cherries having been replaced with tasty chunks of PIRPEL TIRTEL PENISES
H) Animals
I) General Genitals, Commander-in-Chief of the Armies of the Crotch
J) A big, fat ting-ting
posted by My Mouth at 5:50 PM
8 Comments:
General Genitals, we have been attacked by indigents from the CRAB NEBULA. We are awaiting your orders, sir.
General, warships are making fast progress across Lake Vajisnatch. We are awaiting your orders, sir.
I'll bet that fifty hermit crab vulvae wouldn't so much as cover a single Ritz cracker.
General Genitals, we have crossed the Taint. We are awaiting your orders, Sir.
Boy, do my dingleberries itch.
Hoo-ee.
I need me some Gold Bond Medicated Powder, PRONTO!
Once more unto the snatch, dear friends! Or fill up the taint with our dead!
You know, I ordered a dish of cherry vanilla ice cream, not knowing that I would be forced to eat amphibian penises.
It's sort of unfair, you know? I mean, the PIRPEL TIRTEL PENISES were delicious and all, but I was hoping for cherry.
What kind of animals? Garanimals? Animal crackers? Pirpel Tirtel Penis animals?
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