4/25/06

Thick Irony

Steel yourself for some thick irony!

In other news, GWiMMRN:

A) A barrel full of monkeys.
B) A barrel full of glory holes.
C) A barrel full of pirate spooge.
D) A barrel full of slobber and unidentifiable excreta.
E) A barrel full of hate and self-loathing and endless worry about inadequacies.
F) A barrel full of Columbian models in black bikinis.
G) A barrel full of musty, moldy, big, fat cocks.

UPDATE: Eat it.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Stuck-Eye the Spooging Pirate said...

Aaaarrrrr! I'm ready to let loose a load o' hot, briny sea-sperm onta yer decks, matey!

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, hi. It's...it's me from yesterday.

Um, I still don't have that, that answer. And, well, what is it exactly am I supposed to, um, eat in the update?

I'm trying to focus here.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selection E) may be the most disturbing thing ever written on this website.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Unidentifiable Excreta said...

Identify me!

But don't essentialize me, please. Celebrate my diversity!

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is that yellow thing she's got?

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's frozen urine she's sitting on. It's like water sports, but in winter.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Sticky Hands, First Mate said...

ARRRRGH! Avast thar, Stuck-Eye! We just be cleanin'...er... swabbin' the deck from last night's FESTIVITIES.

Arrr! I be not a real pirate. I be a fake.

I'm... I'm going to go back into the barrel now and ponder my inadequacies.

*sigh*

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:58 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS, for shit's fucking sake.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, well, is anyone out there?

Someone...someone keeps deleting my posts. I'm...I'm trying to figure something out here.

Hello? Anyone?

3:00 PM  

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