Thick Irony
Steel yourself for some thick irony!
In other news, GWiMMRN:
A) A barrel full of monkeys.
B) A barrel full of glory holes.
C) A barrel full of pirate spooge.
D) A barrel full of slobber and unidentifiable excreta.
E) A barrel full of hate and self-loathing and endless worry about inadequacies.
F) A barrel full of Columbian models in black bikinis.
G) A barrel full of musty, moldy, big, fat cocks.
UPDATE: Eat it.
In other news, GWiMMRN:
A) A barrel full of monkeys.
B) A barrel full of glory holes.
C) A barrel full of pirate spooge.
D) A barrel full of slobber and unidentifiable excreta.
E) A barrel full of hate and self-loathing and endless worry about inadequacies.
F) A barrel full of Columbian models in black bikinis.
G) A barrel full of musty, moldy, big, fat cocks.
UPDATE: Eat it.
posted by My Mouth at 8:52 AM
10 Comments:
Aaaarrrrr! I'm ready to let loose a load o' hot, briny sea-sperm onta yer decks, matey!
Uh, hi. It's...it's me from yesterday.
Um, I still don't have that, that answer. And, well, what is it exactly am I supposed to, um, eat in the update?
I'm trying to focus here.
Selection E) may be the most disturbing thing ever written on this website.
Identify me!
But don't essentialize me, please. Celebrate my diversity!
What the hell is that yellow thing she's got?
It's frozen urine she's sitting on. It's like water sports, but in winter.
ARRRRGH! Avast thar, Stuck-Eye! We just be cleanin'...er... swabbin' the deck from last night's FESTIVITIES.
Arrr! I be not a real pirate. I be a fake.
I'm... I'm going to go back into the barrel now and ponder my inadequacies.
*sigh*
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Um, well, is anyone out there?
Someone...someone keeps deleting my posts. I'm...I'm trying to figure something out here.
Hello? Anyone?
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