It's MAGIC Time!

I've got ALL SORTS of magic up my sleeve! What MAGICAL thing do I have in my MOUTH, though? That's the question!


A) Stare at this picture and then look immediately to your right and the answer will be revealed.
B) Stare at this picture and then look immediately to the lower right and the answer will be revealed.
C) Stare at this picture and then immediately close your eyes and the answer will be revealed.
D) The answer is what this bunny left inside this man's hat.
E) A big, fat magical cock. OOOOOO!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been staring and looking and I have no FUCKING CLUE as to what the answer is.






11:27 AM  
Anonymous The bunny said...

Well, I certainly didn't leave any carrots in there...

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Ash said...

Call me.

Love me.

Jerk me.



(The little period at the end of the smileycon looks sort of like a drop of JUNGLE JUICE falling off the lips. Just in case you didn't get that.)

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's, um, magical about selection E)?

I'm trying to understand here.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I see Meg Ryan's Lil' Hairy Snatcheroo in Letter A.

But I'm not sure.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous M. Ryan said...

As my good friend and fellow squirrel fellator Deroy Murdock would say, "Unlike you, I don't have time to address all of these false statements." However, I must protest your characterization of my private parts. Due to my mercurial nature, I shall quote myself by saying, "You may call [my private parts] 'Meg Ryan's Ting-Ting,' or, if you are feeling particularly whimsical, my private parts may be referred to as, 'Meg Ryan's Ever-Cock-Hungry Tuna Taco With Extra SUHHHHH-NATCH Hair.'"

Please do not refer to my Ting-Ting as "Meg Ryan's Lil' Hairy Snatcheroo."

Thank you.

Oh, I almost forgot: "GROW UP."


Meg Ryan

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I STILL don't know what the answer is.

12:34 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

YOU don't know the answer because YOU are not focusing.

Try looking into the mirror, blaming yourself for your own inadequacies, and then try to GWiMMRN.

You dingleberry fuck-up you.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I've looked into the mirror and told myself that my inadequacies are my fault.

So, been there, done that.

I still don't know what the answer is.

Please give me a hint, or a clue, or just tell me the answer please.


1:43 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Apparently, you forgot to focus while staring into the mirror of your own ineptitude.

FO-CUS. Then, try to guess.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I've been focusing.

Big time.

Still, I don't know what the answer is.

So, I think I've been patient enough, and I deserve some kind of a hint.

2:25 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It would be obvious even to a wooly mammoth that if you had focused properly, you would know the answer.

Thus, you are a pirpel tirtel penis.

Get out of here.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I didn't know I was a pirpel tirtel penis.

I mean, I often find myself above a pair of pirpel tirtel bals, but I thought that was coincidental.

Huh. Thanks.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Oooh A is purty!

I miss my Unikitty from B.
but I'm a flutter fairy at heart I guess.... or I just live in lala land.....
Like you didn't know? *grin*
Great post!
Glad to see E is still going strong.
Glad to be back from Vacation.
Need. To. Recover!

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Welcome back.

8:45 AM  

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