It's TIME...

For another BUMP DAY Edition of GWiMMRN! You know, I remember the good old days, when GWiMMRN had Editions. Most people don't remember those halcyon days of yesteryear, when times were good and Jesus Christ Himself was giving out free blowjobs to all comers. Yup. Well, enough reminiscing. Time for the guessing:

A) A hot, yellow baptism with a side order of "immigrant thperm"
B) Eugene's breakfast
C) Twelve of those little skin-flaps that grow in and around your armpit
D) What looks like a torture device but is really a thing women put up their, um, you know. Their...parts. Get it? That place...down there. You know: what do you call it? The, uhhh, well...SUHHHHHH-NATCH!
E) The smell of popcorn popped inside Helen Thomas's pink parts
F) A brine shrimp sandwich
G) Jordan's roommate, who is moving out because, and I quote, "She doesn't like my music. Always bitching about me singing the song I wrote:

*spurrrrt!* *spurrt* *spurt*

*spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt!*

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CAT SHIT

Oh, yeah

And the whole 'Dod-a-chock? Dum-a-chum?' thing was drivin' me nuts."
H) Ash's big, fat cock