The HILLS Are Alive...

With the sound of MY MOUTH! Like I was saying to my good buddy Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN as he choked down several dried otter penises, the hills are indeed alive. Lord knows why. Anyway, they're singing about my mouth and its contents. The HILLS, you see, can FOCUS. So, GWi my mouth R now:

A) The hot, loose, nervous stools of several Best Buy managers
B) The pathos-laden words, “Eyes open. Eyes open. Anyone wearing a blue shirt. Eyes open."
C) Crispy chicken skin
D) Rosie O'Donnell's juicy, lubricious female parts
E) *blorp* Shark! Shark!
F) New York City's Finest
G) A snapshot of that HOMO in the park who's always dressed up like Bugs Bunny with a boner and a set of false teeth
H) Rosie's big, fat cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rosie doesn't look happy in that picture.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that crispy chicken skin is bad for your health.

Care to respond?

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My teeth are NOT false.

Neither is my boner.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Julie Andrews said...

I refuse to idly sit by while this disgusting website makes fun of my movie.

I didn't bare my tits in S.O.B. to be ridiculed by some asshole who shoves amoral crap in his mouth.

Unlike you, I have a measure of self respect. Unlike you, I don't live under the state route 40 underpass and choke down trucker cocks living on the down-low.

Alright, maybe I do do that once in a while. So what? Does that make me a bad person?

Care to respond?

9:16 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

As Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say, I don't have time to respond to all of these false statements.

Deroy, care to respond?

9:25 AM  
Anonymous D. Murdock said...

"You know I don't, so stop asking me."

"Grow up."

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am now bejesus free!

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm hungry.

10:43 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I don't care how hungry you are.


God damn you.


11:19 AM  
Anonymous The REAL Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"I only have time to respond to one of these false statements."

"Just one."


"The person purporting to me was NOT me."

"That's the false statement I have time to respond to."

"I wish I had more time to address the other false statements here."

"Especially the one about the dried otter penises."

"But I don't."

"More's the pity."

"In the short time I have remaining, I will add one statement."

"That statement is:"

"Grow up."

"Thank you for reading."

"You cocksucker."

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Deroy was full of it when he talked about having no time.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Julie Andrews said...

I'm just waiting for the Hollywood ending.

I'm getting pretty sick of the GWiMMRN ending, believe you me.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*ghaal* *ghaal* me too, believe you me *ghaaaaaallll*

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock said...

"When I said I didn't have time to respond to all of these false statements, I meant it."

"Grow up."

1:20 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Seems like you managed to find a few moments out of your VERY busy schedule to respond there, Deroy.

You know, if I were you, I'd GROW UP.

" "

2:27 PM  
Anonymous D. Murdock said...

"If you were me, you would already BE grown up."

"Grow up."


9:33 AM  

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