The HILLS Are Alive...
With the sound of MY MOUTH! Like I was saying to my good buddy Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN as he choked down several dried otter penises, the hills are indeed alive. Lord knows why. Anyway, they're singing about my mouth and its contents. The HILLS, you see, can FOCUS. So, GWi my mouth R now:
A) The hot, loose, nervous stools of several Best Buy managers
B) The pathos-laden words, “Eyes open. Eyes open. Anyone wearing a blue shirt. Eyes open."
C) Crispy chicken skin
D) Rosie O'Donnell's juicy, lubricious female parts
E) *blorp* Shark! Shark!
F) New York City's Finest
G) A snapshot of that HOMO in the park who's always dressed up like Bugs Bunny with a boner and a set of false teeth
H) Rosie's big, fat cock
A) The hot, loose, nervous stools of several Best Buy managers
B) The pathos-laden words, “Eyes open. Eyes open. Anyone wearing a blue shirt. Eyes open."
C) Crispy chicken skin
D) Rosie O'Donnell's juicy, lubricious female parts
E) *blorp* Shark! Shark!
F) New York City's Finest
G) A snapshot of that HOMO in the park who's always dressed up like Bugs Bunny with a boner and a set of false teeth
H) Rosie's big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 5:24 AM
14 Comments:
Rosie doesn't look happy in that picture.
I heard that crispy chicken skin is bad for your health.
Care to respond?
My teeth are NOT false.
Neither is my boner.
As Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say, I don't have time to respond to all of these false statements.
Deroy, care to respond?
"You know I don't, so stop asking me."
"Grow up."
I am now bejesus free!
I'm hungry.
I don't care how hungry you are.
FOCUS.
God damn you.
FO-CUSSSSSSSSSSS.
I think Deroy was full of it when he talked about having no time.
I'm just waiting for the Hollywood ending.
I'm getting pretty sick of the GWiMMRN ending, believe you me.
*ghaal* *ghaal* me too, believe you me *ghaaaaaallll*
"When I said I didn't have time to respond to all of these false statements, I meant it."
"Grow up."
Seems like you managed to find a few moments out of your VERY busy schedule to respond there, Deroy.
You know, if I were you, I'd GROW UP.
" "
"If you were me, you would already BE grown up."
"Grow up."
"Anustaster."
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