Here's the 411: FOCUS
This is the 411th post. I've been diligent, giving you daily, sometimes hourly updates of what I'm putting in my mouth. And yet, you don't know how to focus. You seem to think that the comments section is your personal playground where you're free to talk about anything you want.
GROW UP. For goodness sakes, grow up. Comments are for discussion of what is in MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW. Your job is to GUESS WHAT'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW. I don't care about anything else and neither should you.
GWiMMRN, and really focus this time:
A) My real-life irrational fear that if I flush the toilet while I'm sitting on it, my balls will be sucked down the hole.
B) Madison Michele , ungh. Ungh. Ungh.
C) Schubert.
D) Flaubert.
E) Ebert.
F) A really nice surprise waiting for you at home.
G) Those footsteps that you fear.
H) That big, fat cock that you love.
GROW UP. For goodness sakes, grow up. Comments are for discussion of what is in MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW. Your job is to GUESS WHAT'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW. I don't care about anything else and neither should you.
GWiMMRN, and really focus this time:
A) My real-life irrational fear that if I flush the toilet while I'm sitting on it, my balls will be sucked down the hole.
B) Madison Michele , ungh. Ungh. Ungh.
C) Schubert.
D) Flaubert.
E) Ebert.
F) A really nice surprise waiting for you at home.
G) Those footsteps that you fear.
H) That big, fat cock that you love.
posted by My Mouth at 8:32 AM
13 Comments:
Boy, I really wish I had some fruit salad with marshmallow fluff, nuts, and a teensy-weensy bit of apricot nectar
Yeah. Me, too.
Not for nothing, but I don't consider a filthy public bathroom stall to be a really nice surprise waiting for me at home.
I just don't.
I've got a real crush on Teri Hatcher and the machine that works out her Snatcher.
Care to respond, dickface?
My last name is pronounced "Eee-BEAR."
I sure am hungry. Anyone got a brain tumor I can snack on?
Boooooooooooo...
Fuck youuuuuuu...
It's pro-nounced FLAW-BIRT.
Pay attention to meeeeee!
8-----)
I've got your marshmallow fluff right HERE.
*sssspppppurrrrrrtttttt*
By the way, that was supposed to be me ejaculating.
I'm not sure how well that came across.
I'm really focusing.
Really, really focusing.
Boy does my rectum hurt.
;-) it "came" across fine!
hee hee!
My favorite show is "Lost!"
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