5/26/06

Here's the 411: FOCUS

This is the 411th post. I've been diligent, giving you daily, sometimes hourly updates of what I'm putting in my mouth. And yet, you don't know how to focus. You seem to think that the comments section is your personal playground where you're free to talk about anything you want.

GROW UP. For goodness sakes, grow up. Comments are for discussion of what is in MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW. Your job is to GUESS WHAT'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW. I don't care about anything else and neither should you.

GWiMMRN, and really focus this time:

A) My real-life irrational fear that if I flush the toilet while I'm sitting on it, my balls will be sucked down the hole.
B) Madison Michele , ungh. Ungh. Ungh.
C) Schubert.
D) Flaubert.
E) Ebert.
F) A really nice surprise waiting for you at home.
G) Those footsteps that you fear.
H) That big, fat cock that you love.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, I really wish I had some fruit salad with marshmallow fluff, nuts, and a teensy-weensy bit of apricot nectar

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah. Me, too.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not for nothing, but I don't consider a filthy public bathroom stall to be a really nice surprise waiting for me at home.

I just don't.

9:04 AM  
Anonymous M. Michele said...

I've got a real crush on Teri Hatcher and the machine that works out her Snatcher.

Care to respond, dickface?

9:05 AM  
Anonymous R. Ebert said...

My last name is pronounced "Eee-BEAR."

I sure am hungry. Anyone got a brain tumor I can snack on?

9:07 AM  
Anonymous G. Siskel's Ghost said...

Boooooooooooo...

Fuck youuuuuuu...

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Flaubert said...

It's pro-nounced FLAW-BIRT.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Your Clogged Toilet said...

Pay attention to meeeeee!

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Dickface said...

8-----)

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got your marshmallow fluff right HERE.

*sssspppppurrrrrrtttttt*

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, that was supposed to be me ejaculating.

I'm not sure how well that came across.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous GWiMMRN Fan said...

I'm really focusing.

Really, really focusing.

Boy does my rectum hurt.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

;-) it "came" across fine!

hee hee!

My favorite show is "Lost!"

2:05 PM  
Anonymous gwimmrn detractor said...

I refuse to focus and my anus feels wonderful

)*(

2:06 PM  

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