GWiMMRN, Donuts... or Africa? Edition
posted by My Mouth at 6:20 AM
5/25/06
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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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13 Comments:
Um, I prefer donuts, please.
The proper spelling is "doughnuts."
They're made of dough. Not "do."
Grow up.
Since I've been getting away from eating so much white flour and sugar, those donut pictures contain more pathos and angst for me than anything previously posted on this website.
You little bastard.
Can I have something else?
Yes. You can have donuts.
I...I don't want donuts.
Or Africa.
Frankly, I don't like my choices, and I definitely don't like the way I'm being treated here.
You know what you can do with that.
No, I don't.
Please tell me, but keep in mind that I'd prefer better treatment.
Keep it up, bub, and you'll be in trouble.
*nobody wants to hear about how you're treated here, least of all my mouth*
*shhhh*
So, suck it or grow up.
Look: I was promised better treatment here.
I'm complaining about how I'm being treated. That's right, I'm complaining. I know no one wants to hear about that, but that's what I'm doing.
Listen, penisgobbler. Nobody wants to hear about how you're treated here.
NO.BODY.
Donuts.
Or Africa? Those are the choices.
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