GWiMMRN, Bump Day STOOOOOOOL Edition
My mouth is pretty damn cool, don't you think?
GWiMMRN:
A) An eager tongue searching for "rectal polyps"
B) The turkey burgers I made on Sunday night that included way too much spicy pepper sauce, so my STOOOOOOOLS have been hot enough to boil water
C) Way too many penis, anus, and feces jokes
D) Onion rings with an onion anus in the center
E) A salesperson who just won't leave me alone
F) The pathos-filled query of, "Care to respond?"
G) Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb
H) The pathos-filled exclamation of, "Ohhhhhh, boy."
I) A big, fat cock
GWiMMRN:
A) An eager tongue searching for "rectal polyps"
B) The turkey burgers I made on Sunday night that included way too much spicy pepper sauce, so my STOOOOOOOLS have been hot enough to boil water
C) Way too many penis, anus, and feces jokes
D) Onion rings with an onion anus in the center
E) A salesperson who just won't leave me alone
F) The pathos-filled query of, "Care to respond?"
G) Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb
H) The pathos-filled exclamation of, "Ohhhhhh, boy."
I) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 7:30 AM
12 Comments:
Oh Lord not another picture of Helen Th-
*BBBKKKLLLLEEEEOOORRRPPPAAAHHHH*
*ugh* *huh* *huh*
*bbbBBLLLEEEEAAARRRAAGHHHOOORRRPPP*
*hah* *ugh* *uh* *huh*
That sure was sneeeeky of you to hide that picture of *SHE WHO SHOULD NOT BE NAMED OR SEEN*
Veeerrryyyy sneeeeky.
On the sidewalk today somebody drew a huge, cave-man like picture of a penis shooting its goo.
Guys who walked past it thought it was funny. Girls didn't think it was so funny. Why is that?
Care to respond?
There are times when pictures of Helen Thomas are appropriate.
There are also times when pictures of a jar of smashed assholes are appropriate.
In the above two cases, the times are the same.
Enough with the "care to respond" shit already.
GROW UP.
Care to respond?
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT JAR OF SMASHED ASSHOLES STOP IT
Like my friend and fellow rectal polyp-licker Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN, I don't have time to address your asinine assaults.
For the last time, I only said, "Ohhhhhh, boy" once, and that was when they rammed the plunger in. At no other time have I said it or will I say it.
I have to go now, before Deroy gets all the good polyps.
A word of advice: grow up.
I like onion anuses.
I don't like onion anuses.
There's no such thing as a "good polyp."
There is such thing as a "good polyp."
Okay, name one.
No. YOU name one that ISN'T.
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