5/4/06

GWiMMRN, Hot Carl Thursday Edition

The path to excellence goes RIGHT INTO my mouth. Are you ready to take the plunge? Guess what's in it right now:

A) A man falling from a very tall building
B) A tooth with hugely long roots that extend past the jaw like elephant tusks
C) A hot Carl's Jr.'s Six Dollar Chili Cheese Burger, which bears a suspicious resemblance to something I left in the commode after eating three pounds of rocky road ice cream and an entire London Broil
D) Sheppy's new fetish, which involves alligator clips, a car battery, a tablespoon of Crisco, and his horribly chapped anus
E) Chaps
F) Chaps
G) Not-so-funbags
H) Morbots
I) A big, fat, chafed cock

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like the vinyl chaps.

I really, really do.

I'm into nudity.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous A Very Sensitive Man Falling from a Very Tall Building said...

STOPMAKing fun
of meeeeee
eeeeee
eeee
eee
ee
e

*thwump*

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure could go for a 6 dollar burger.

And then a 1 million dollar dump!

HA HA HA HA!

Heh heh.

Yeah.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you could still have fun with those not-so-fun-bags.

You could pretend that you're having sex with a Picasso painting.

They're all CUBIST and stuff. Really asymmetrical, if you can believe that.

Care to respond?

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"Look:"

"I'm sick of having to come by here and try to respond to all of these false statements."

"Sick of it."

"I just don't have the time."

"Time is short."

"So, I guess that's it then."

"Heh."

"Take it easy."

"Heh heh."

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN said...

"Oh, I forgot to tell you something, in my rush."

"It's very important."

"GROW UP."

"Heh."

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Woman Wearing the Vinyl Chaps said...

I'm really a man.

FAGGOT.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Woman with Really Bad Tit-Job said...

STOPMAKing fun
of meeeeee
eeeeee
eeee
eee
ee
e

*thwump*

Hey, I'm still alive!

Holy fuck! My new tits have the power of autoresurrection!

SUCK MY BIG, BROWN, SCALY NIPPLES

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a fucking horror show, lady.

Really. Fucking. Scary.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

London broil is falling down, falling down, falling down

London broil is falling down
INTO MY TOI-LET!

yay!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Woman with Really Bad Tit-Job said...

Behold my magical sweater puppies!

9:48 AM  
Anonymous The Shepster said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER MARGARINE TO CRISCO STOP IT

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously: did you see that burger? Would YOU eat that? Did that picture make you go, "Mmm. I want to get me some of that hot Carl's Jr."?

It did for me.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The burger did look pretty good. Though, it did fall from the top of my computer screen. As such, I'm afraid of it.

12:16 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

I SPIT UP SPOOGE THAT IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Woman with Really Bad Tit-Job said...

Worship my tough, calloused, brown areolae! Drink of the milk of healing and be saved!

My malformed rib cushions await!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know how much longer I can take all this.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was the blood in the ejaculate that crossed the line.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take that back. It was the 6 dollar chili cheese burger that did it.

It's indescribably awful looking. It really does look like loose poop with some mustard on it.

1:11 PM  

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