GWiMMRN, Hot Carl Thursday Edition
The path to excellence goes RIGHT INTO my mouth. Are you ready to take the plunge? Guess what's in it right now:
A) A man falling from a very tall building
B) A tooth with hugely long roots that extend past the jaw like elephant tusks
C) A hot Carl's Jr.'s Six Dollar Chili Cheese Burger, which bears a suspicious resemblance to something I left in the commode after eating three pounds of rocky road ice cream and an entire London Broil
D) Sheppy's new fetish, which involves alligator clips, a car battery, a tablespoon of Crisco, and his horribly chapped anus
E) Chaps
F) Chaps
G) Not-so-funbags
H) Morbots
I) A big, fat, chafed cock
A) A man falling from a very tall building
B) A tooth with hugely long roots that extend past the jaw like elephant tusks
C) A hot Carl's Jr.'s Six Dollar Chili Cheese Burger, which bears a suspicious resemblance to something I left in the commode after eating three pounds of rocky road ice cream and an entire London Broil
D) Sheppy's new fetish, which involves alligator clips, a car battery, a tablespoon of Crisco, and his horribly chapped anus
E) Chaps
F) Chaps
G) Not-so-funbags
H) Morbots
I) A big, fat, chafed cock
posted by My Mouth at 8:01 AM
16 Comments:
I really like the vinyl chaps.
I really, really do.
I'm into nudity.
STOPMAKing fun
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*thwump*
I sure could go for a 6 dollar burger.
And then a 1 million dollar dump!
HA HA HA HA!
Heh heh.
Yeah.
I think you could still have fun with those not-so-fun-bags.
You could pretend that you're having sex with a Picasso painting.
They're all CUBIST and stuff. Really asymmetrical, if you can believe that.
Care to respond?
"Look:"
"I'm sick of having to come by here and try to respond to all of these false statements."
"Sick of it."
"I just don't have the time."
"Time is short."
"So, I guess that's it then."
"Heh."
"Take it easy."
"Heh heh."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you something, in my rush."
"It's very important."
"GROW UP."
"Heh."
London broil is falling down, falling down, falling down
London broil is falling down
INTO MY TOI-LET!
yay!
Behold my magical sweater puppies!
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I PREFER MARGARINE TO CRISCO STOP IT
Seriously: did you see that burger? Would YOU eat that? Did that picture make you go, "Mmm. I want to get me some of that hot Carl's Jr."?
It did for me.
The burger did look pretty good. Though, it did fall from the top of my computer screen. As such, I'm afraid of it.
I SPIT UP SPOOGE THAT IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE.
Worship my tough, calloused, brown areolae! Drink of the milk of healing and be saved!
My malformed rib cushions await!
I don't know how much longer I can take all this.
I think it was the blood in the ejaculate that crossed the line.
I take that back. It was the 6 dollar chili cheese burger that did it.
It's indescribably awful looking. It really does look like loose poop with some mustard on it.
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