Oh No!
I got too excited about my 300th relentless mouthable! Now I have to stuff everything back in there! O.K.! Done! You can go back to guessing now!
posted by My Mouth at 1:41 PM
3/7/06
I got too excited about my 300th relentless mouthable! Now I have to stuff everything back in there! O.K.! Done! You can go back to guessing now!
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- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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6 Comments:
I think I see chunks of clams in there! And some rice!
Mmmmmm mm!
Hi! I see you had a little whoopsie there! Hope you're all right!
O.K.! We'll do lunch!
Ew! Is that from the Grated Parmesan FECES?
Make a hole, make a hole!
I cant seem to focus......
I smell pineapples. Do you smell pineapples?
I never heard of puke that smelled like pineapples, before.
But, here we are.
What a wonderful world we live in.
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