GWiMMRN, Sunday, Spoogy Sundayyyyyy Edition
Easter's around the corner, where the miracle of my mouth is celebrated worldwide by the eating of rabbit-shaped candies and hot cross buns.
*fffrrrpppttt*
Yes. I know. I'm farting.
Big Deal. Get over it.
GROW UP.
Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) This extremely creepy white chocolate bunny, apparently giving birth to a little yellow chick:
B) My wife, who performed an impromptu abortion on the bunny with my folding knife and gave me the little yellow chick-fetus to eat
C) The chair, which is against the wall
D) John, who has a long mustache
E) A nice serving of turkey sashimi with cold soba noodles
F) That time where I tried to use a live frog as a straw for sucking up pond water
G) *SSSSSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPRRRPPPP*
H) A big, fat cloaca
*fffrrrpppttt*
Yes. I know. I'm farting.
Big Deal. Get over it.
GROW UP.
Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) This extremely creepy white chocolate bunny, apparently giving birth to a little yellow chick:
B) My wife, who performed an impromptu abortion on the bunny with my folding knife and gave me the little yellow chick-fetus to eat
C) The chair, which is against the wall
D) John, who has a long mustache
E) A nice serving of turkey sashimi with cold soba noodles
F) That time where I tried to use a live frog as a straw for sucking up pond water
G) *SSSSSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPRRRPPPP*
H) A big, fat cloaca
posted by My Mouth at 6:43 AM
8 Comments:
Oh no! John has a long mustache! I'm grabbing my AK-47 and tearing ass 40 clicks down to Frontier Section Y-9 right now!
I'm scared of that confectionary. I'm scared of it and what it might DO to me.
I don't buy that it's TOTALLY delicious. I mean, I'll bet the yellow chick fetus tastes pretty good, it being yellow and fetusey an' all, but the whole thing? C'MON.
GROW UP ALREADY.
The whole thing was, like, TOTALLY delicious.
TOTALLY.
The hollow milk was especially creamy.
Was it like honey in the knot of a tree, that hollow milk?
You WILL kiss the hairy bean bags.
You WILL.
Kiss me! Kiss me!
My wife loves me very much, obviously. She gave me the little yellow chick-fetus, which is the most delicious part of the TOTALLY DELICIOUS TREAT.
Buttgobbler.
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