GWiMMRN, Sunday, Spoogy Sundayyyyyy Edition

Easter's around the corner, where the miracle of my mouth is celebrated worldwide by the eating of rabbit-shaped candies and hot cross buns.


Yes. I know. I'm farting.

Big Deal. Get over it.


Guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) This extremely creepy white chocolate bunny, apparently giving birth to a little yellow chick:
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B) My wife, who performed an impromptu abortion on the bunny with my folding knife and gave me the little yellow chick-fetus to eat
C) The chair, which is against the wall
D) John, who has a long mustache
E) A nice serving of turkey sashimi with cold soba noodles
F) That time where I tried to use a live frog as a straw for sucking up pond water
H) A big, fat cloaca


Anonymous Anonymous said...

your wife? wow she must love you to look past the elephant penis,
lolas undies and all those cocks.
that may or may not be in your mouth. better not let her hold on to that knife.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no! John has a long mustache! I'm grabbing my AK-47 and tearing ass 40 clicks down to Frontier Section Y-9 right now!

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! The chair is against the wall! I'm reporting to Fielding Station DW8S on the double!

Fuckin' commies! They'll get theirs!

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm scared of that confectionary. I'm scared of it and what it might DO to me.

6:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is "hollow milk" and what does it taste like?

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't buy that it's TOTALLY delicious. I mean, I'll bet the yellow chick fetus tastes pretty good, it being yellow and fetusey an' all, but the whole thing? C'MON.


6:33 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

The whole thing was, like, TOTALLY delicious.


The hollow milk was especially creamy.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it like honey in the knot of a tree, that hollow milk?

9:12 AM  
Anonymous The Confectionary said...

You WILL kiss the hairy bean bags.


9:44 AM  
Anonymous Reese Witherspoon's Cloaca said...

Kiss me! Kiss me!

11:07 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

My wife loves me very much, obviously. She gave me the little yellow chick-fetus, which is the most delicious part of the TOTALLY DELICIOUS TREAT.


1:56 PM  

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