Wet, Sloppy, and Delicious



A) Sen~or Chip Butty, the Patron Saint of Meh-Hee-Coh.
B) Inertia.
C) Chunky urine.
D) A don't ass, don't tell policy in the military.
E) Rocky road ice cream in a sweet graham cracker crust pie shell, with a dollop of whipped cream, a dousing of chocolate syrup, and a wee-bit of rainbow sprinkles.
F) A twenty thousand year old woolly mammoth turd.
G) William Hung's big, fat cock, covered in Selena's vaginal dust.

UPDATE!!! THIS JUST IN! A new possibility is H) A juice indecision that led to an embarassing crying jag right there in the juice isle.


Anonymous Mr. Welch said...

That cockgobbling BITCH! She told me she LOVED my grape juice!

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh...what were the chunks?

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selection E) is so revolting I want to throw up.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous William Hung said...

*spastically hooting and flailing*

"She bang! She bang! Oh baby!"

*shits self*

"Change me! Brush my snaggly teeth!"

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, William.

8:56 AM  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! William Hung es una puta! You don' wanna lissen to heem! I sing all de hits, mang! Bbbbbrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


9:03 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

WAHHH!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO!! WUH WUH WAHHH!! WELCH'S *snf* wahhhh! boo hooie hoo fucking hoo! *hunf*

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


What the fuck is his PROBLEM?

10:26 AM  

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