Like, Gag Me with a TURD!

Remember when GWiMMRN used to do edi...oh, fucking forget it. That joke's as old as Helen Thomas's CRUNT. Ready to guess what's in my mouth right now?

A) A small pumpkin, warmed to a little over body temperature in the microwave so it's ready to be made love to like Richard Speck in a house full of nurses
B) Pumpkin pie with whipped man-custard on top
C) An earbud ripped out of the head of that grubby, retarded homeless guy who masturbates on the courthouse lawn, all brownish-orange with ancient grime and years of collected wax
D) Señor Chip Butty's serious question of, "Hola! Como estas, bbbrrrrrooooo?"
E) A SPECIAL OPTION SELECTED BY Señor Chip Butty: "A envuelta alrededor de una rebanada de la torta realmente buena del perro caliente con un cristal helado de Listerine y de multitask de la orina espectaculares, bbbrrrrrooooo"
F) The really good cake of the hot dog
H) Señor Chip Butty's big, fat, buttery cock


Anonymous Sen~or Chip Butty said...

You speaka my language, mang! I'm impressed at the foreign language ability! Mang!

8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I put that man-custard there.


And no one else.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da, imi place chip butty, este foarte bune cu cartofi prajit de Helen Thomas.


8:02 AM  
Anonymous D. Murdock, the Patron Saint of GWiMMRN said...

"All of you need to grow up.




8:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Helen Thomas picture is disgusting. Really, really vile.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous H. Thomas said...

Hey fuck you!


9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go back to the GRAVE, you old joke you. And take your Thomas Fries with you.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deroy IS the "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Señor Chip Butty Fan Club Presidente said...

I'm a big fan of Señor Chip Butty! I've got all of his albums, bbbrrrrrooooo!

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Grubby, Retarded Homeless Guy said...

*ungh ungh ungh*

Yes. I know. I'm retarded and I'm jerking off. Big Deal.

Get over it.


11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry if I essentialized you with my discourse.

I'm... I'm sorry.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Sen~or Chip Butty said...

I sing all the hits, mang! I'm internationale, mang!


1:24 PM  

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