Like, Gag Me with a TURD!
Remember when GWiMMRN used to do edi...oh, fucking forget it. That joke's as old as Helen Thomas's CRUNT. Ready to guess what's in my mouth right now?
A) A small pumpkin, warmed to a little over body temperature in the microwave so it's ready to be made love to like Richard Speck in a house full of nurses
B) Pumpkin pie with whipped man-custard on top
C) An earbud ripped out of the head of that grubby, retarded homeless guy who masturbates on the courthouse lawn, all brownish-orange with ancient grime and years of collected wax
D) Señor Chip Butty's serious question of, "Hola! Como estas, bbbrrrrrooooo?"
E) A SPECIAL OPTION SELECTED BY Señor Chip Butty: "A envuelta alrededor de una rebanada de la torta realmente buena del perro caliente con un cristal helado de Listerine y de multitask de la orina espectaculares, bbbrrrrrooooo"
F) The really good cake of the hot dog
G) TOUCHDOWN!!!
H) Señor Chip Butty's big, fat, buttery cock
A) A small pumpkin, warmed to a little over body temperature in the microwave so it's ready to be made love to like Richard Speck in a house full of nurses
B) Pumpkin pie with whipped man-custard on top
C) An earbud ripped out of the head of that grubby, retarded homeless guy who masturbates on the courthouse lawn, all brownish-orange with ancient grime and years of collected wax
D) Señor Chip Butty's serious question of, "Hola! Como estas, bbbrrrrrooooo?"
E) A SPECIAL OPTION SELECTED BY Señor Chip Butty: "A envuelta alrededor de una rebanada de la torta realmente buena del perro caliente con un cristal helado de Listerine y de multitask de la orina espectaculares, bbbrrrrrooooo"
F) The really good cake of the hot dog
G) TOUCHDOWN!!!
H) Señor Chip Butty's big, fat, buttery cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:51 AM
11 Comments:
You speaka my language, mang! I'm impressed at the foreign language ability! Mang!
I put that man-custard there.
Me.
And no one else.
Da, imi place chip butty, este foarte bune cu cartofi prajit de Helen Thomas.
bbbrrrrooo.
"All of you need to grow up.
ALL.
OF.
YOU."
That Helen Thomas picture is disgusting. Really, really vile.
Go back to the GRAVE, you old joke you. And take your Thomas Fries with you.
Deroy IS the "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN.
I'm a big fan of Señor Chip Butty! I've got all of his albums, bbbrrrrrooooo!
*ungh ungh ungh*
Yes. I know. I'm retarded and I'm jerking off. Big Deal.
Get over it.
GROW UP.
I'm sorry if I essentialized you with my discourse.
I'm... I'm sorry.
I sing all the hits, mang! I'm internationale, mang!
BBBBRRRROOOO!!!
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