Steaming Like a Fresh Turd on the White House Lawn
Yup! GWiMMRN is steaming like a fresh turd toward an historic 300th relentless mouthable.
But, we're not there yet. Victory, oh so sweet victory, is coming. But we must exercise patience and focus. Need I remind you to scroll down to the bottom of the page for re-education?
GWiMMRN:
A) This absolutely frightening picture:
B) So-called, "Statements of Approval," which are not really statements that approve of GWiMMRN, but rather are approvals of immorality, dick jokes, and the end of civilization as we know it.
C) Dick jokes.
D) A feeling of self-importance.
E) A feeling of elf-importance.
F) A feeling at the back of my throat, which may or may not be a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be G) The "what" in the ubiquitous question, "what crawled up your ass and died?"
But, we're not there yet. Victory, oh so sweet victory, is coming. But we must exercise patience and focus. Need I remind you to scroll down to the bottom of the page for re-education?
GWiMMRN:
A) This absolutely frightening picture:
B) So-called, "Statements of Approval," which are not really statements that approve of GWiMMRN, but rather are approvals of immorality, dick jokes, and the end of civilization as we know it.
C) Dick jokes.
D) A feeling of self-importance.
E) A feeling of elf-importance.
F) A feeling at the back of my throat, which may or may not be a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be G) The "what" in the ubiquitous question, "what crawled up your ass and died?"
posted by My Mouth at 8:04 AM
7 Comments:
That woman in the foreground of the photo scares the living FUCK out of me.
She scares me, too.
I think 1992 ab crunches would reduce titty size, and therefore is an unwise and contradictory request.
I often enjoy crawling up people's asses.
Except for that maniacally grinning broad. She scares the SHIT out of me.
Guess what comes up as numero uno when typing in "reese witherspoon america's sweetheart"?
Try again.
That's so awful I can't believe it.
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