3/2/06

Steaming Like a Fresh Turd on the White House Lawn

Yup! GWiMMRN is steaming like a fresh turd toward an historic 300th relentless mouthable.

But, we're not there yet. Victory, oh so sweet victory, is coming. But we must exercise patience and focus. Need I remind you to scroll down to the bottom of the page for re-education?

GWiMMRN:

A) This absolutely frightening picture:

B) So-called, "Statements of Approval," which are not really statements that approve of GWiMMRN, but rather are approvals of immorality, dick jokes, and the end of civilization as we know it.
C) Dick jokes.
D) A feeling of self-importance.
E) A feeling of elf-importance.
F) A feeling at the back of my throat, which may or may not be a big, fat cock.

UPDATE: The answer may now be G) The "what" in the ubiquitous question, "what crawled up your ass and died?"

13 Comments:

Anonymous A. Elf said...

Oh, it's a big, fat cock all right.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous C. Rice said...

This whole cunt-lapping society could sure use some VAGINAL SPRAY.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That woman in the foreground of the photo scares the living FUCK out of me.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous C. Rice said...

She scares me, too.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Drill Instructor said...

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE YOUR TEETH, YOU MANIACALLY GRINNING BITCH! GIVE ME 1,992 MORE AB CRUNCHES AND A TITTY FUCK RIGHT ON THE DOUBLE!"

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Maniacally Grinning Woman said...

I think 1992 ab crunches would reduce titty size, and therefore is an unwise and contradictory request.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous What said...

I often enjoy crawling up people's asses.

Except for that maniacally grinning broad. She scares the SHIT out of me.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it like to die in someone's ass? Do you see a tunnel filled with light, like some near-death experience survivors describe it?

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Gooooogle said...

Guess what comes up as numero uno when typing in "reese witherspoon america's sweetheart"?

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Gooooogle said...

Try again.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's so awful I can't believe it.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Reese Witherspoon, America's Sweetheart said...

*prrrrrrrrrrprp*

I can't believe it either!

*frrrrrrrripppp*

2:03 PM  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! Choo are a sick fuck, mang!

Como estas, bbbrrrrrooooo?

2:17 PM  

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