Hot Gobs

I've got a hot gob for all you lil' wibblers out there.


A) Pride.
B) Prejudice.
C) Keira Knightly, that toothy seductress.
D) Roselyn Sanchez, the wife of Senor Chip Butty.
E) The fact that Senor Chip Butty is 13th on Google when you put in "chip butty."
F) Keira's revealing dress. Tooth me, baby! Ungh ungh ungh!
G) A pride of big, fat cocks.


Blogger Señor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! Soon, I will be #1 on Gooooooogle, mang!


Besa mi culo, mang!


P.S. Bbbbrrrooooooooooooooo!

12:58 PM  
Anonymous R. Sanchez said...

Oh, Señor Chip Butty! Toss my little Mexican salad, you greasy french fry sandwich, you!


Oh! Oh oh! Ow.

A little blood came out, there.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous K. Knightly said...


1:00 PM  
Anonymous Kiera Knightly Fan Club said...


1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The R. Sanchez comment is particularly disgusting.


1:45 PM  
Anonymous A large collection of lions said...

We resent your appropriation of our collective term to include the male sex organ.

Please cease and desist, or else we shall get our lawyer, a Mr. J. Frankensuckcock, Esq. to file suit.

Welcome, as they say, to the poor house.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous MC Wibble, Tha Dopest Rapper from 1985 said...

Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!

wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob

I said I'm dee-troit, Motown city
I like the girls, fresh and pretty
I ain't no fool I got a job
now take off your shirt
and wibble my knob!

Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!

wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob

You know I'm dope
I run the Scene
My dick's so big
it's really obscene!
you got knockers
and a tongue
I got balls
and I'm really well hung!

Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!

wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob


2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the greatest rap song ever written.

I thought the ending was especially poignant.


2:36 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

that funnie

2:41 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS, please.

FOCUS on my mouth and its contents.

You can do it. Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN.

4:36 PM  

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