Hot Gobs
I've got a hot gob for all you lil' wibblers out there.
GWiMMRN:
A) Pride.
B) Prejudice.
C) Keira Knightly, that toothy seductress.
D) Roselyn Sanchez, the wife of Senor Chip Butty.
E) The fact that Senor Chip Butty is 13th on Google when you put in "chip butty."
F) Keira's revealing dress. Tooth me, baby! Ungh ungh ungh!
G) A pride of big, fat cocks.
GWiMMRN:
A) Pride.
B) Prejudice.
C) Keira Knightly, that toothy seductress.
D) Roselyn Sanchez, the wife of Senor Chip Butty.
E) The fact that Senor Chip Butty is 13th on Google when you put in "chip butty."
F) Keira's revealing dress. Tooth me, baby! Ungh ungh ungh!
G) A pride of big, fat cocks.
posted by My Mouth at 12:21 PM
9 Comments:
Oh, Señor Chip Butty! Toss my little Mexican salad, you greasy french fry sandwich, you!
*ssssssppppppppurrrtttt*
Oh! Oh oh! Ow.
A little blood came out, there.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
NO NO NO
The R. Sanchez comment is particularly disgusting.
GROW UP.
We resent your appropriation of our collective term to include the male sex organ.
Please cease and desist, or else we shall get our lawyer, a Mr. J. Frankensuckcock, Esq. to file suit.
Welcome, as they say, to the poor house.
Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!
wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob
I said I'm dee-troit, Motown city
I like the girls, fresh and pretty
I ain't no fool I got a job
now take off your shirt
and wibble my knob!
Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!
wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob
You know I'm dope
I run the Scene
My dick's so big
it's really obscene!
you got knockers
and a tongue
I got balls
and I'm really well hung!
Wibble, wibble, wibble my knob!
wibble wibble wibble, wibble my knob
HOUSE!
That may be the greatest rap song ever written.
I thought the ending was especially poignant.
*sssssspppuuurrrrtttttt!*
that funnie
FOCUS, please.
FOCUS on my mouth and its contents.
You can do it. Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN.
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