GWiMMRN, Feed Salad to My Spurting Turtles Edition

The cat scrotum may have been over the top, I'll admit that. However, if you don't examine the depths, you'll never experience the heights. With that little piece of Jerry Springer-esque advice, guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) Vagi-Crisps, the new snack made of drops of female secretions allowed to dry on hot pans until they reach a potato chip-like consistency
B) A bulbous, purply HEAD
C) Elizabeth Peña's bendy li'l nose, all cute and pert
D) Misogyny, Misandry, and Misanthropism
E) The famous French artiste Pierre Cuntsnot (pronounced "cunts-NOH")
F) A big, fat cock


Anonymous artiste Pierre Cuntsnot said...

I don't really exist, do I?

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm awfully, awfully attracted to that bendy nose in all its bendy, bendy ways.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Vagi-Crisps said...


8:33 AM  
Blogger Turtles Eating Salad said...

*eeerp* *eiugh* *uheee!* *spurrrt*

8:36 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You DO exist, Pierre. You DO.

Now paint us a picture, you cheese-eating surrender monkey.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous E. Peña said...

My heart belongs to Jordan.

Love her like a blow-up doll and throw her into the dumpster.


Is something wrong with me?

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Pierre Cuntsnot said...

8------> ~~~ O-;

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's something wrong with all of us.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Art Critic said...

Quel MAGNIFIQUE, Pierre!

Le Grande Fromage!

Mon elephant es grande!!

That's all the French I know. I'm sorry.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Pierre Cuntsnot said...

C'est magnifique. Quelle damage, quest que ce? C'est la vie, mon frere.

huhn hunh HUNH!

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is that is supposed to mean, huh?


9:49 AM  
Anonymous P. Cuntsnot said...

huhn huhn HUHN!

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sometimes the comments here are just as interesting as guessing what is in your mouth.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that some of the posts here are written specifically as vehicles for the ludicrous commentary that is sure to follow, Señorita Tustinita.

1:31 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

This may be true, but it's hard to moderate the comments, considering that YOU ARE ALL NOT FOCUSING.

FOCUS, people, FO-CUS.

1:59 PM  

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