GWiMMRN, Feed Salad to My Spurting Turtles Edition
The cat scrotum may have been over the top, I'll admit that. However, if you don't examine the depths, you'll never experience the heights. With that little piece of Jerry Springer-esque advice, guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Vagi-Crisps, the new snack made of drops of female secretions allowed to dry on hot pans until they reach a potato chip-like consistency
B) A bulbous, purply HEAD
C) Elizabeth Peña's bendy li'l nose, all cute and pert
D) Misogyny, Misandry, and Misanthropism
E) The famous French artiste Pierre Cuntsnot (pronounced "cunts-NOH")
F) A big, fat cock
A) Vagi-Crisps, the new snack made of drops of female secretions allowed to dry on hot pans until they reach a potato chip-like consistency
B) A bulbous, purply HEAD
C) Elizabeth Peña's bendy li'l nose, all cute and pert
D) Misogyny, Misandry, and Misanthropism
E) The famous French artiste Pierre Cuntsnot (pronounced "cunts-NOH")
F) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 7:39 AM
13 Comments:
I don't really exist, do I?
I'm awfully, awfully attracted to that bendy nose in all its bendy, bendy ways.
*ssssssssssizzzzileeeene!*
You DO exist, Pierre. You DO.
Now paint us a picture, you cheese-eating surrender monkey.
My heart belongs to Jordan.
Love her like a blow-up doll and throw her into the dumpster.
Oh, YEAH.
Is something wrong with me?
8------> ~~~ O-;
There's something wrong with all of us.
Quel MAGNIFIQUE, Pierre!
Le Grande Fromage!
Mon elephant es grande!!
That's all the French I know. I'm sorry.
C'est magnifique. Quelle damage, quest que ce? C'est la vie, mon frere.
huhn hunh HUNH!
huhn huhn HUHN!
sometimes the comments here are just as interesting as guessing what is in your mouth.
I think that some of the posts here are written specifically as vehicles for the ludicrous commentary that is sure to follow, Señorita Tustinita.
This may be true, but it's hard to moderate the comments, considering that YOU ARE ALL NOT FOCUSING.
FOCUS, people, FO-CUS.
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