Yo Ho Ho!
Reminder: You left the stove on this morning. TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFFFF!
Back already? Good. Now, GWiMMRN:
A) Boiled dog nuts.
B) Liv Tyler, the Whore of Pearl Harbor.
C) Rubbings.
D) Monkey Butt.
E) The collected jism from 15 men finishing on a dead man's chest.
F) That I can't look at the term "finishing" and NOT think of the bio-spray completion at the end of a sexual act.
G) The shame I feel for kissing you with my eyes closed so tightly.
H) The shameful, big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) Shifty McPenis' apparent suicide. You can mourn your loss by guessing what's in my mouth right now. Go on. Mourn.
Back already? Good. Now, GWiMMRN:
A) Boiled dog nuts.
B) Liv Tyler, the Whore of Pearl Harbor.
C) Rubbings.
D) Monkey Butt.
E) The collected jism from 15 men finishing on a dead man's chest.
F) That I can't look at the term "finishing" and NOT think of the bio-spray completion at the end of a sexual act.
G) The shame I feel for kissing you with my eyes closed so tightly.
H) The shameful, big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer may now be I) Shifty McPenis' apparent suicide. You can mourn your loss by guessing what's in my mouth right now. Go on. Mourn.
posted by My Mouth at 8:36 AM
11 Comments:
Is "bio-spray" like "bio-backspatter"?
Either way, it's SICK.
"Not quite."
"Bio backspatter is slightly different, as it contains an element of FECES."
"GROW UP."
"Just GROW UP."
"FAGGOT."
Better start runnin'.
There's nothing I want to do more than rub a monkey butt all over the Whore of Pearl Harbor with my eyes closed so tightly until I finish on a dead man's chest.
Is that shameful?
Are boiled dog nuts like corn nuts? Or do you really mean the boiled testicles of a canine?
I mean what I said.
FO-CUS.
Please stop finishing on my chest.
Just...just...stop it. Okay?
I find this whole thing disgusting.
Us too.
I'm all fuckin' broken up about poor old Shifty.
Maybe someone will find my cohck in his stash and return it, huh?
I doubt it.
KIIISSS IIIITTT! KIISS THE 'PHHHAAANNNTTT!!! OH WHY DON'T YOU KISS MY 'PHANT OH YEEEEAHHHH!!
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