Yo Ho Ho!

Reminder: You left the stove on this morning. TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFFFF!

Back already? Good. Now, GWiMMRN:

A) Boiled dog nuts.
B) Liv Tyler, the Whore of Pearl Harbor.
C) Rubbings.
D) Monkey Butt.
E) The collected jism from 15 men finishing on a dead man's chest.
F) That I can't look at the term "finishing" and NOT think of the bio-spray completion at the end of a sexual act.
G) The shame I feel for kissing you with my eyes closed so tightly.
H) The shameful, big, fat cock.

UPDATE: The answer may now be I) Shifty McPenis' apparent suicide. You can mourn your loss by guessing what's in my mouth right now. Go on. Mourn.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is "bio-spray" like "bio-backspatter"?

Either way, it's SICK.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"Not quite."

"Bio backspatter is slightly different, as it contains an element of FECES."


"Just GROW UP."


8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy FUCK! I need to get back home and turn off the stove immediately!!!!!

But the bus broke down! WHAT DO I DO?

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better start runnin'.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing I want to do more than rub a monkey butt all over the Whore of Pearl Harbor with my eyes closed so tightly until I finish on a dead man's chest.

Is that shameful?

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Snack Enthusiast said...

Are boiled dog nuts like corn nuts? Or do you really mean the boiled testicles of a canine?

9:48 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I mean what I said.


10:18 AM  
Anonymous Dead Man said...

Please stop finishing on my chest.

Just...just...stop it. Okay?

I find this whole thing disgusting.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous 15 Men said...

Us too.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Cockless Man said...

I'm all fuckin' broken up about poor old Shifty.

Maybe someone will find my cohck in his stash and return it, huh?

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt it.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:56 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What the fuck have I said about the fucking singing here? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I SAID?

FOCUS. It's a two-syllable word. FO-CUS.

Do it, fuckchops.

4:21 AM  

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