3/15/06

Relentless Normalcy

Correct! Nothing is sacred! GWiMMRN!

A) The line, "Oi think Oi'll crawl under a rock and doie," said by a lonely, depressed leprechaun.
B) JORDAN, who recently changed her blogger template.
C) Former President William Henry Taft in all his puffy goodness.
D) THE GUNS OF NAVARONE, OH YEAH.
E) The gambs of a Navajo.
F) A big, fat, scalped cock.

UPDATE: It could now be G) This beautiful, half nekkid squaw.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Inveterate Masturbator said...

I'm spurting over G)!

*spurrrrrrtttt!!*

*spurrt*

*SPT!*

Ow! A little blood, there.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jordan's been WAY too close to MY bone, if you know what I'm saying.

Among other things.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Jordan's Ex-Boyfriend said...

You know, I only like to break up with Jordan so I can read her angst-filled monologues the next morning.

*spuuurrrrrtttt!*

Ow!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You deserve every bad thing you get.

That first comment is particularly awful. Just awful.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous W. H. Taft said...

I would just like to point out that while I may have been the fattest POTUS, I also had the thickest penis of any man elected to public office. It was like a fuckin' coffee can, you know? HUGE. However, it was only three inches long when erect.

Where's Jordan when you need her?

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Jordan said...

Love me for a while.

And then I'll kill myself online.

*spuurrrrrrttt!*

Ow!

9:18 AM  
Anonymous A. Louima in Full Plunger Position said...

Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Boy.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

I PROTEST this mischaracterization of my person! That is not at ALL what I said when the NYPD put the plunger into my asshole.

I said, "Ohhhhh, boy." Just once. That was IT.

Thank you for reading.

4:58 PM  

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