Relentless Normalcy

Correct! Nothing is sacred! GWiMMRN!

A) The line, "Oi think Oi'll crawl under a rock and doie," said by a lonely, depressed leprechaun.
B) JORDAN, who recently changed her blogger template.
C) Former President William Henry Taft in all his puffy goodness.
E) The gambs of a Navajo.
F) A big, fat, scalped cock.

UPDATE: It could now be G) This beautiful, half nekkid squaw.


Anonymous Inveterate Masturbator said...

I'm spurting over G)!




Ow! A little blood, there.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jordan's been WAY too close to MY bone, if you know what I'm saying.

Among other things.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Jordan's Ex-Boyfriend said...

You know, I only like to break up with Jordan so I can read her angst-filled monologues the next morning.



8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You deserve every bad thing you get.

That first comment is particularly awful. Just awful.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous W. H. Taft said...

I would just like to point out that while I may have been the fattest POTUS, I also had the thickest penis of any man elected to public office. It was like a fuckin' coffee can, you know? HUGE. However, it was only three inches long when erect.

Where's Jordan when you need her?

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Jordan said...

Love me for a while.

And then I'll kill myself online.



9:18 AM  
Anonymous A. Louima in Full Plunger Position said...

Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Boy.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

I PROTEST this mischaracterization of my person! That is not at ALL what I said when the NYPD put the plunger into my asshole.

I said, "Ohhhhh, boy." Just once. That was IT.

Thank you for reading.

4:58 PM  

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