3/17/06

Saint Patrick Can Wibble My Knob

Hunker down!

Gwimmrn:

A) The confirmed suicide of Shifty McPenis.
B) A mournful wail across all of Ireland, right before they drink their green fucking beer the rest of the day.
C) A leprechaun.
D) The Greeting Card War between Saint Valentine, Saint Patrick, and Saint Nicholas.
E) A beautiful selection of greeting cards for Ramadan.
F) Flowers for Algernon.
G) Mice!
H) Saint Cannoli Day, my nomination for the St. Patty's Day for Italians.
I) Saint Big, Fat Cock Day.

UPDATE: The answer may now be J) What my boss screamed at us after lunch today: "I want a gonad-grabbing conclusion from you before 5 p.m. today or NO BONUSES FOR ANYONE. HEAR ME, you St. Patty's day fuckholes? Huh?!? I PISSED in the green coffee I served you all this morning! WIBBLE MY KNOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!"

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those cute little brown mice...in that soft, pink hand...

*sppppurrrrtttttt!*

Oh!

9:31 AM  
Anonymous St. J.T. McPickleShitter, Patron Saint of Greeting Cards said...

Fuck all y'all, I WIN.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Algernon said...

I resent the fact that they banned my photo like that. Who the hell do they think they are?

They can all suck my little mouse dick, and that's all I have to say.

*squeak*

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Allahgernon, the Islamic Mouse said...

Ullulululululululululululululuuu!

Allahu akbar!

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I plan to use the expression "wibble my knob" as often as I can for the next several days. Hopefully, in mixed company.

I will explain to them that it's a Gaelic greeting that means, "God grant you happiness."

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:28 AM  
Anonymous The Official Allahlgernon Fan Club said...

WE LOVE YOU ALLAHLGERNON! DON'T CHANGE A THING!

10:29 AM  
Anonymous All the little birdies eating the big pieces in your vomit said...

tweet tweet wibble my knob

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Allahgernon, the Islamic Mouse said...

Ullulullulululululluluulluuuullulu!

Allahu akbar! Allah Allah, jihad jihad!

Wibble the infidels' knobs!

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Confused in Alabama said...

Dear Allagernon,

You're giving us mixed messages. Is it jihad, or wibbling of their knobs?

signed,

Confused in Alabama

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Allahgernon, the Islamic Mouse said...

WIBBLE MY KNOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Ullulululululululululuuulluluuuu!!

WIBBLE IT!!!!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Allahgernon, the Islamic Mouse said...

WIBBLE

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Allahgernon, the Islamic Mouse said...

IT!!!!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Blarnied in Boston said...

Wait... are you saying YOU are an infidel? Is that why we should wibble YOUR knob?

1:02 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

St. Patric was Italian you know.


hmmmm....boston? Infidel?

2:41 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You're talking about Jason Patric, the Italian actor.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

no the saint one....never heard of the actor

2:54 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

and green coffee makes your pee green...funny that there was pee in it already.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Mousehammad, Prophet of Allahgernon said...

Obey Allahgernon.

Wibble His knob.

And FOCUS.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

I will never obey allahgernon,
or wibble his knob

I might not focus either...just cause you told me to...

3:14 PM  

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