3/17/06

Saint Patrick Can Wibble My Knob

Hunker down!

Gwimmrn:

A) The confirmed suicide of Shifty McPenis.
B) A mournful wail across all of Ireland, right before they drink their green fucking beer the rest of the day.
C) A leprechaun.
D) The Greeting Card War between Saint Valentine, Saint Patrick, and Saint Nicholas.
E) A beautiful selection of greeting cards for Ramadan.
F) Flowers for Algernon.
G) Mice!
H) Saint Cannoli Day, my nomination for the St. Patty's Day for Italians.
I) Saint Big, Fat Cock Day.

UPDATE: The answer may now be J) What my boss screamed at us after lunch today: "I want a gonad-grabbing conclusion from you before 5 p.m. today or NO BONUSES FOR ANYONE. HEAR ME, you St. Patty's day fuckholes? Huh?!? I PISSED in the green coffee I served you all this morning! WIBBLE MY KNOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!"

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those cute little brown mice...in that soft, pink hand...

*sppppurrrrtttttt!*

Oh!

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ullulululululululululululululuuu!

Allahu akbar!

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I plan to use the expression "wibble my knob" as often as I can for the next several days. Hopefully, in mixed company.

I will explain to them that it's a Gaelic greeting that means, "God grant you happiness."

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE LOVE YOU ALLAHLGERNON! DON'T CHANGE A THING!

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tweet tweet wibble my knob

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Allagernon,

You're giving us mixed messages. Is it jihad, or wibbling of their knobs?

signed,

Confused in Alabama

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WIBBLE

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT!!!!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait... are you saying YOU are an infidel? Is that why we should wibble YOUR knob?

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St. Patric was Italian you know.


hmmmm....boston? Infidel?

2:41 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You're talking about Jason Patric, the Italian actor.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no the saint one....never heard of the actor

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and green coffee makes your pee green...funny that there was pee in it already.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obey Allahgernon.

Wibble His knob.

And FOCUS.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will never obey allahgernon,
or wibble his knob

I might not focus either...just cause you told me to...

3:14 PM  

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