Saint Patrick Can Wibble My Knob
Hunker down!
Gwimmrn:
A) The confirmed suicide of Shifty McPenis.
B) A mournful wail across all of Ireland, right before they drink their green fucking beer the rest of the day.
C) A leprechaun.
D) The Greeting Card War between Saint Valentine, Saint Patrick, and Saint Nicholas.
E) A beautiful selection of greeting cards for Ramadan.
F) Flowers for Algernon.
G) Mice!
H) Saint Cannoli Day, my nomination for the St. Patty's Day for Italians.
I) Saint Big, Fat Cock Day.
UPDATE: The answer may now be J) What my boss screamed at us after lunch today: "I want a gonad-grabbing conclusion from you before 5 p.m. today or NO BONUSES FOR ANYONE. HEAR ME, you St. Patty's day fuckholes? Huh?!? I PISSED in the green coffee I served you all this morning! WIBBLE MY KNOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!"
Gwimmrn:
A) The confirmed suicide of Shifty McPenis.
B) A mournful wail across all of Ireland, right before they drink their green fucking beer the rest of the day.
C) A leprechaun.
D) The Greeting Card War between Saint Valentine, Saint Patrick, and Saint Nicholas.
E) A beautiful selection of greeting cards for Ramadan.
F) Flowers for Algernon.
G) Mice!
H) Saint Cannoli Day, my nomination for the St. Patty's Day for Italians.
I) Saint Big, Fat Cock Day.
UPDATE: The answer may now be J) What my boss screamed at us after lunch today: "I want a gonad-grabbing conclusion from you before 5 p.m. today or NO BONUSES FOR ANYONE. HEAR ME, you St. Patty's day fuckholes? Huh?!? I PISSED in the green coffee I served you all this morning! WIBBLE MY KNOB, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!"
posted by My Mouth at 8:43 AM
16 Comments:
All those cute little brown mice...in that soft, pink hand...
*sppppurrrrtttttt!*
Oh!
Ullulululululululululululululuuu!
Allahu akbar!
I plan to use the expression "wibble my knob" as often as I can for the next several days. Hopefully, in mixed company.
I will explain to them that it's a Gaelic greeting that means, "God grant you happiness."
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WE LOVE YOU ALLAHLGERNON! DON'T CHANGE A THING!
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Dear Allagernon,
You're giving us mixed messages. Is it jihad, or wibbling of their knobs?
signed,
Confused in Alabama
WIBBLE
IT!!!!
Wait... are you saying YOU are an infidel? Is that why we should wibble YOUR knob?
St. Patric was Italian you know.
hmmmm....boston? Infidel?
You're talking about Jason Patric, the Italian actor.
no the saint one....never heard of the actor
and green coffee makes your pee green...funny that there was pee in it already.
Obey Allahgernon.
Wibble His knob.
And FOCUS.
I will never obey allahgernon,
or wibble his knob
I might not focus either...just cause you told me to...
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