The Relentlessosity Continues...

I go on. I put things. Into my mouth. And you guess what they may be. Easy. Go for it:

A) Lexan
B) The fact that, if you can believe it, I'm the only grown-up at my workplace. Me. How fucked up is that?
C) The sculpture I've been building for decades out of the poppy seeds rescued from my own shit and any small furry animals I can catch, glued together with the stolen pubic fat of martyrs
D) A buried penis
F) The rest of the cat, sans his furry cat balls
G) The acronym "IMHO," standing for "I'm Massively Horny, Ohyeah"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

BFD on BFC, O.K.?

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had no idea how much I didn't care about Lexar. Thanks for sharing.

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How on EARTH did you get that cat picture? How long did you search for something like that? You must be sick. My goodness.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though it's cat balls, I'd really like to rub their furry goodness.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous The Cat said...

I'd like you to rub them, also.

8:05 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It's LEXAN. Not LEXAR. LEXAN is a miracle plastic used in bulletproof glass.

LEXAR is a substance secreted from the pineal glands of animal necrophiliacs.

And people who like to rub furry cat balls.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.U.C.K. on the B.F.C. I.M.H.O., O.K.?

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I though IMHO was short for IaMaHOmo. I really did.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Good Christian Martyr said...


8:15 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Be not afraid.

2:03 PM  

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