The Relentlessosity Continues...
I go on. I put things. Into my mouth. And you guess what they may be. Easy. Go for it:
A) Lexan
B) The fact that, if you can believe it, I'm the only grown-up at my workplace. Me. How fucked up is that?
C) The sculpture I've been building for decades out of the poppy seeds rescued from my own shit and any small furry animals I can catch, glued together with the stolen pubic fat of martyrs
D) A buried penis
E)
F) The rest of the cat, sans his furry cat balls
G) The acronym "IMHO," standing for "I'm Massively Horny, Ohyeah"
H) A BFC
A) Lexan
B) The fact that, if you can believe it, I'm the only grown-up at my workplace. Me. How fucked up is that?
C) The sculpture I've been building for decades out of the poppy seeds rescued from my own shit and any small furry animals I can catch, glued together with the stolen pubic fat of martyrs
D) A buried penis
E)
F) The rest of the cat, sans his furry cat balls
G) The acronym "IMHO," standing for "I'm Massively Horny, Ohyeah"
H) A BFC
posted by My Mouth at 5:19 AM
9 Comments:
BFD on BFC, O.K.?
I had no idea how much I didn't care about Lexar. Thanks for sharing.
How on EARTH did you get that cat picture? How long did you search for something like that? You must be sick. My goodness.
Even though it's cat balls, I'd really like to rub their furry goodness.
I'd like you to rub them, also.
It's LEXAN. Not LEXAR. LEXAN is a miracle plastic used in bulletproof glass.
LEXAR is a substance secreted from the pineal glands of animal necrophiliacs.
And people who like to rub furry cat balls.
S.U.C.K. on the B.F.C. I.M.H.O., O.K.?
I though IMHO was short for IaMaHOmo. I really did.
GIVE ME BACK MY PUBIC FAT!
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