3/18/06

...3...2...1! GWiMMRN!

Saddle up!

Gwimmrn:

A) All the tears shed during all the movies ever made
B) A freshly-wibbled knob
C) Tustin, California
D) A hot gob of green snot, not mine
E) Three wet shit cream pies, mine
F) The Merovingian
G) A mingy little teenage snatch, mine
H) I GOTTA TAKE A PISS REAL BAD
I) A big, fat cock

Update: WIBBLE IT!!! WIBBLE IT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING SHIT-TASTER!!!

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i gotta pee, too

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I drove a Dodge Merovingian back in '68. Yup.

Wibble it.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Peter "Hot-Pocket Fucker" Langston said...

I cry sometimes.

When I'm alone.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think option H) is a real option. It just seems as though you're making an observation, you know?

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really have a teenage snatch?

12:26 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

No, I am NOT making an observation with Letter H. In fact, the observation I'm making now is that you are a lame-ass retard fagito produced illicitly from a hot, white gob that was better swallowed than put in your mother's love pouch. Like that observation? I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO.

FOCUS.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a bit of a problem with that observation, yes.

Please don't characterize my mother's cooch as her "love pouch."

12:55 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

LOVE POUCH LOVE POUCH LOVE POUCH focus you little dingleberry FOCUS!!!!

Don't make me tell you again, Ms. Love Pouch.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous A. Hot Pocket said...

Oh, GOD. Here comes Peter Langston again, and I just KNOW he's gonna rape me.

I just wish he'd eat me and get it over with.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous P. Langston said...

But if I ate you out first, there'd be nothing left to fuck, Ms. Hot Pocket!

See? I'm always thinking ahead.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

F is incredible!
I feel so erudite when I see that in your mouth...hair and all!

8:11 PM  

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