...3...2...1! GWiMMRN!
Saddle up!
Gwimmrn:
A) All the tears shed during all the movies ever made
B) A freshly-wibbled knob
C) Tustin, California
D) A hot gob of green snot, not mine
E) Three wet shit cream pies, mine
F) The Merovingian
G) A mingy little teenage snatch, mine
H) I GOTTA TAKE A PISS REAL BAD
I) A big, fat cock
Update: WIBBLE IT!!! WIBBLE IT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING SHIT-TASTER!!!
Gwimmrn:
A) All the tears shed during all the movies ever made
B) A freshly-wibbled knob
C) Tustin, California
D) A hot gob of green snot, not mine
E) Three wet shit cream pies, mine
F) The Merovingian
G) A mingy little teenage snatch, mine
H) I GOTTA TAKE A PISS REAL BAD
I) A big, fat cock
Update: WIBBLE IT!!! WIBBLE IT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING SHIT-TASTER!!!
posted by My Mouth at 12:20 PM
10 Comments:
i gotta pee, too
I drove a Dodge Merovingian back in '68. Yup.
Wibble it.
I cry sometimes.
When I'm alone.
I don't think option H) is a real option. It just seems as though you're making an observation, you know?
Do you really have a teenage snatch?
I've got a bit of a problem with that observation, yes.
Please don't characterize my mother's cooch as her "love pouch."
LOVE POUCH LOVE POUCH LOVE POUCH focus you little dingleberry FOCUS!!!!
Don't make me tell you again, Ms. Love Pouch.
Oh, GOD. Here comes Peter Langston again, and I just KNOW he's gonna rape me.
I just wish he'd eat me and get it over with.
But if I ate you out first, there'd be nothing left to fuck, Ms. Hot Pocket!
See? I'm always thinking ahead.
F is incredible!
I feel so erudite when I see that in your mouth...hair and all!
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