3/14/06

GUEST POST!

I know that this website is titled "Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now," but I'm so busy stuffing stuff into my mouth at the moment that I don't have time to post. So, here's guest poster and guest mouth Miles, the cat with testicles the size of walnuts:

Mrow. Howdy, folks. Guess what's in my little cat mouth right now:

A) My walnut-sized testicles
B) My walnut-sized testicles
C) My walnut-sized testicles
D) My walnut-sized testicles
E) My walnut-sized testicles
F) My walnut-sized testicles
G) A mouse
H) Meow Mix

Thank you for the opportunity.

Sincerely,

Miles, the cat with testicles the size of walnuts

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey what a waste of time i'm attributing things about myself and my mother to you here at gwimmrn and u r all stupid an i suck the toejam from bagladies and im stupid and im anonymous.

uh.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. I'm anonymous. I would like to say that my embarassment about my pea-sized cock colors everything I do or say. I'm sorry about my pea-sized cock and I'm sorry that I am afflicted with such a small penis.

My brain is small, too, but that goes without saying.

Goodbye.

9:04 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to add that I suck dicks at the bus station NOT for the money, but because I enjoy the taste.

Thank you.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Miles, the Cat with Testicles the Size of Walnuts said...

I'd prefer it if you'd all focus on my walnut-sized BALLS.

Please?

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Bus Station "Customer" said...

I can attest to that one fellow's assertion. He kept saying "Yum" as he fellated me like a coked-up prom date.

I thought it was kind of sick, actually, but what could I do?

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, indeed, could you do in a situation like that?

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Bus Station "Customer" said...

Well, I spooged all over his stupid, bad-attitude face. I mean, it was my only recourse.

5:53 PM  
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