2/28/06

Twisting the Toungue Awaaaay!

If you're like me, and you're not, you can't get that wonderful bedtime story out of your head.

"Ah haff to kwist awoun."

GWiMMRN:

A) A cup of hot chocolate.
B) The Cartoon Network.
C) Emotional damage.
D) Another cup of hot chocolate.
E) A letter to the editor about the way I was treated by that woman and her clit ring.
F) Four little words.
G) (1)A (2)BIG (3)FAT (4)COCK

UPDATE: The answer could now be H) The following chart detailing relative dairy potential 2006-2007

14 Comments:

Anonymous The Editor said...

Dear Sir:

Thank you for your letter.

I must tell you that nobody here is interested in how you're being treated. NOBODY. We don't CARE. We DON'T.

Take you and your clit ring and please find someone who DOES care.

Repeat: NOBODY CARES.

Thank you.

The Editor

P.S. *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*

9:42 AM  
Anonymous The Clit Ring said...

I'm SO glad I'm on your tongue instead of that insensitive skank's pink parts.

Let's party.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jordan's got to be the best thing to hit the blogosphere since lola.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is beautiful.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous You said...

I'm a little disconcerted that my dairy potential is so... low.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's amazing! lola's got more dairy potential than me and the entire United States combined! She's got more dairy potential than Estonia!

Now if I only knew just what the fuck "dairy potential" is.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous S. Hayek said...

I've got you all beat.

Brrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh-uh, Ms. Hayek! I'm beating off to you rrrrright now!

Brrrrrrrrrrroooospppurrrt*

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Elsie the Cow said...

You'd think that I would have a higher dairy potential than the one listed for me.

Fuck.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, you'd think that, but you'd be wrong, as usual.

MOOOO! MOOOO! You fucking cow.

2:00 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS HAS A HIGHER DAIRY POTENTIAL THAN LOLA, THE COUNTRY OF ESTONIA, AND ANNIE POTTS ALL ADDED TOGETHER.

2:10 PM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

WHEN IT COMES TO MY PENIS, EVERYBODY IS A SUCK-UP.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the meanest thing ever said to a cow, anywhere.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous you said...

maybe its a compliment I'm so low in potential....means I have little chance at being a cow....thanks!

12:10 PM  

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