Twisting the Toungue Awaaaay!
If you're like me, and you're not, you can't get that wonderful bedtime story out of your head.
"Ah haff to kwist awoun."
GWiMMRN:
A) A cup of hot chocolate.
B) The Cartoon Network.
C) Emotional damage.
D) Another cup of hot chocolate.
E) A letter to the editor about the way I was treated by that woman and her clit ring.
F) Four little words.
G) (1)A (2)BIG (3)FAT (4)COCK
UPDATE: The answer could now be H) The following chart detailing relative dairy potential 2006-2007
"Ah haff to kwist awoun."
GWiMMRN:
A) A cup of hot chocolate.
B) The Cartoon Network.
C) Emotional damage.
D) Another cup of hot chocolate.
E) A letter to the editor about the way I was treated by that woman and her clit ring.
F) Four little words.
G) (1)A (2)BIG (3)FAT (4)COCK
UPDATE: The answer could now be H) The following chart detailing relative dairy potential 2006-2007
posted by My Mouth at 9:10 AM
11 Comments:
Dear Sir:
Thank you for your letter.
I must tell you that nobody here is interested in how you're being treated. NOBODY. We don't CARE. We DON'T.
Take you and your clit ring and please find someone who DOES care.
Repeat: NOBODY CARES.
Thank you.
The Editor
P.S. *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*
I'm SO glad I'm on your tongue instead of that insensitive skank's pink parts.
Let's party.
Jordan's got to be the best thing to hit the blogosphere since lola.
She is beautiful.
I'm a little disconcerted that my dairy potential is so... low.
That's amazing! lola's got more dairy potential than me and the entire United States combined! She's got more dairy potential than Estonia!
Now if I only knew just what the fuck "dairy potential" is.
I've got you all beat.
Brrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo!
Uh-uh, Ms. Hayek! I'm beating off to you rrrrright now!
Brrrrrrrrrrroooospppurrrt*
You'd think that I would have a higher dairy potential than the one listed for me.
Fuck.
That may be the meanest thing ever said to a cow, anywhere.
maybe its a compliment I'm so low in potential....means I have little chance at being a cow....thanks!
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