312th Relentless Mouthable

Regular readers may get the impression that time is speeding up, for this is the 312th relentless mouthable. Are there not 365 days in a year? Has it been almost a year already? Wouldn't this make today Thanksgiving? No, no no, you silly sperm burps! I post several times a day on the goings-on in my mouth. If you do the math, folks, that's 312 relentless mouthables in a few months time. Time may SEEM to speed up because you're having SO MUCH FUN guessing what's in my mouth right now!

See, it all works out in the end.


A) A series of dick jokes mascarading as a website.
B) Publisher's Clearing House Sweepsteaks.
C) A ticker-tape parade for my putz.
D) The implications. ooo.
E) A pile of steaming dog turds left on saTURDay.
F) The stuff that shoots out of my dick on WEDNESDAY.
G) The horrible, sinking feeling that if you google "big, fat cock" this website will be number one on the list.
H) A big, fat cock.


Anonymous Miles, the Cat with Testicles the Size of Walnuts said...

When will I get a ticker-tape parade for MY walnut-sized testicles?


8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those steaks looked tasty.


But not as tasty as a BIG, FAT COCK.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just checked: this website is nowhere NEAR the top when it comes to big, fat cocks.

However, we're beginning to reach #1 status on "animal necrophilia" and "Miles, the Cat with Testicles the Size of Walnuts."


8:47 AM  
Anonymous Retard Guy in Wheelchair said...

I have a *thbbbt* quesblun:

What's the stuff that shoots out of your dick on Wednesdays? And why THEN?

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, personally, am relieved that we are nowhere near the top.

10:02 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What's this WE shit, white man?

I'm quite pleased at the Miles-testicles theme, and until it's properly ACKNOWLEDGED, it will receive more play. MUCH more.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I resent being called a "sperm burp," no matter HOW affectionately it may have been meant.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous The Stuff that Shoots Out of Your Dick on WEDNESDAY said...

I'd like to stay in there until Thursday, if you don't mind.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you had a cock , i bet it would bea pretty super small with green , pea - sized testicles

who really gives a fuck whats in your mouth?
i bet the only thing in your mouth is a few rotten old green teeth with hair on em

you know what?
you are a fuckin idiot
and reading anything you write is just about the biggest waste of time around

have a nice day - today and everyday and smile ya green toothed , pie eatin fucknutt

er , flapflapflap
what a winner

9:48 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

While I understand that you may have issues with your mother, I think it would be healthy for you to not attribute her characteristics to me or my mouth.

You limp-dick, anonymous little pussy.

4:21 AM  

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