2/5/06

Sunday Cock LO MEIN Edition of GWiMMRN

Because there's no such thing as Hi Mein in my mouth:

A) A rather intemperate comment
B) All the inedible, disgusting food at Black-Eyed Pea, where they've got the recipe (for Dogshit Surprise, the "surprise" being that everything you get there tastes like "dogshit")
C) A big pair of used pantyhose with a bloodstained maxi-pad pasted to the front, worn over my jeans to church
D) Chicken-fried tiger poop
E) Tiger's Milk bars, 28.5 of them
F) A tiger's nipple
G) """""""""""""""""""""
H) The big, fat cock of an HR Director

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You DIDN'T! Tell me you DID NOT wear jeans to church! That's... that's AWFUL!

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the chicken fired tiger poop wet when you chicken fried it or was the chicken fried tiger poop dry when you chicken fried it?

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Tigress said...

RAAAWWWR!

9:10 AM  
Anonymous HR Director said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AND A REPUTATION TO PROTECT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Philosopher Newport said...

the vomit factory received a rather un-positive review. me thinks a lover of classical music has reviewed a punk rock or heavy metal album.

i pasted it to my blog.

it's the first "actual" review by a complete stranger. and i'd love to review the review, but that would be classless & undignified. do you think the review explains itself and backs itself up with examples? I'm not sure. and why didn't the reviewer leave a name? why did the reviewer buy the book when it was clearly available as a free download?

ah well, nevermind. as long as they spell the name correctly, and all that.

9:31 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You're not FOCUSING.

FOCUS on my mouth.

FOCUS.

You can do it. Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Philosopher Newport said...

sorry 'bout that.
had visited flap flap and boohoo before
i stopped by here.
them blogs do weird things to one's
focus.

i guess c.
i am now focused.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The flapblogs are the shit.

2:54 PM  
Blogger flapflapflap said...

Flapflap flap flap flapflapflap, flap: flap flap, flap, flapflapflapflap, flap!

FLAP?

Flapflap!

FLAP!!!!

2:54 PM  

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