Sunday Cock LO MEIN Edition of GWiMMRN
Because there's no such thing as Hi Mein in my mouth:
A) A rather intemperate comment
B) All the inedible, disgusting food at Black-Eyed Pea, where they've got the recipe (for Dogshit Surprise, the "surprise" being that everything you get there tastes like "dogshit")
C) A big pair of used pantyhose with a bloodstained maxi-pad pasted to the front, worn over my jeans to church
D) Chicken-fried tiger poop
E) Tiger's Milk bars, 28.5 of them
F) A tiger's nipple
G) """""""""""""""""""""
H) The big, fat cock of an HR Director
A) A rather intemperate comment
B) All the inedible, disgusting food at Black-Eyed Pea, where they've got the recipe (for Dogshit Surprise, the "surprise" being that everything you get there tastes like "dogshit")
C) A big pair of used pantyhose with a bloodstained maxi-pad pasted to the front, worn over my jeans to church
D) Chicken-fried tiger poop
E) Tiger's Milk bars, 28.5 of them
F) A tiger's nipple
G) """""""""""""""""""""
H) The big, fat cock of an HR Director
posted by My Mouth at 8:31 AM
5 Comments:
You DIDN'T! Tell me you DID NOT wear jeans to church! That's... that's AWFUL!
Was the chicken fired tiger poop wet when you chicken fried it or was the chicken fried tiger poop dry when you chicken fried it?
RAAAWWWR!
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AND A REPUTATION TO PROTECT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.
You're not FOCUSING.
FOCUS on my mouth.
FOCUS.
You can do it. Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN.
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