2/1/06

GWiMMRN, Automotive Science and Engineering Bump Day

My mouth has to get from place to place so that things can go in it. I mean, it's not as if everything comes to me. Sometimes, I have to go to them. As much as I can, however, I do like to give out my standard line: "You want me to go to your house to get my dick sucked in your mouth!?" It works. The mock-outrage, the tearful apology. Anyway, guess what's in my mouth rn:

A) My vanity license plate that says, "VAGINALBLOODFART"
B) A bumper sticker on the SUV in front of me that proclaimed, "My kid anally raped your Honor Student at Heritage High"
C) This fake-titted broad I used to work with who could suck-start a Harley
D) The pearls I left on her pert, saline-filled mountains just before requesting, "do not rob me of this moment...I'M GONNA SHOOT MY GOO!"
E) The uterus collection I keep in the trunk in case I'm stranded and need sustenance
F) My OWN bumper sticker that says, in black Trebuchet font, "TASTE MY PASTE"
G) A big, fat cock

9 Comments:

Anonymous D.M.V. said...

For the last time, your vanity license plate request HAS BEEN DENIED.

It's simply too many letters. Why don't you try,VAJBLDFRT?

8:37 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

My vanity plate says "SPACE."

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you try "PERIODGAS"?

8:43 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Why don't all of YOU try tasting my paste?

8:51 AM  
Anonymous B. Denehey said...

heh heh. meat farts.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uhhh-uh-uh-uh-uhhhhhhh-I'muh-muh guh-guh-guh-g-g-guhh-gonnuh-gonna shhh-shh-shhhh!-shoooo-shoot muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-my guh-guh-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goo!

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably shot it at "Uhhh-uh-uh-uh-uhhhhhhh" you fucking retart.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be the meanest thing ever said. Anywhere.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Eugene's Flesh Dragon said...

goo

2:21 PM  

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