GWiMMRN, Automotive Science and Engineering Bump Day
My mouth has to get from place to place so that things can go in it. I mean, it's not as if everything comes to me. Sometimes, I have to go to them. As much as I can, however, I do like to give out my standard line: "You want me to go to your house to get my dick sucked in your mouth!?" It works. The mock-outrage, the tearful apology. Anyway, guess what's in my mouth rn:
A) My vanity license plate that says, "VAGINALBLOODFART"
B) A bumper sticker on the SUV in front of me that proclaimed, "My kid anally raped your Honor Student at Heritage High"
C) This fake-titted broad I used to work with who could suck-start a Harley
D) The pearls I left on her pert, saline-filled mountains just before requesting, "do not rob me of this moment...I'M GONNA SHOOT MY GOO!"
E) The uterus collection I keep in the trunk in case I'm stranded and need sustenance
F) My OWN bumper sticker that says, in black Trebuchet font, "TASTE MY PASTE"
G) A big, fat cock
A) My vanity license plate that says, "VAGINALBLOODFART"
B) A bumper sticker on the SUV in front of me that proclaimed, "My kid anally raped your Honor Student at Heritage High"
C) This fake-titted broad I used to work with who could suck-start a Harley
D) The pearls I left on her pert, saline-filled mountains just before requesting, "do not rob me of this moment...I'M GONNA SHOOT MY GOO!"
E) The uterus collection I keep in the trunk in case I'm stranded and need sustenance
F) My OWN bumper sticker that says, in black Trebuchet font, "TASTE MY PASTE"
G) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:58 AM
6 Comments:
For the last time, your vanity license plate request HAS BEEN DENIED.
It's simply too many letters. Why don't you try,VAJBLDFRT?
Why don't you try "PERIODGAS"?
Why don't all of YOU try tasting my paste?
heh heh. meat farts.
That may be the meanest thing ever said. Anywhere.
goo
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