Christ. Another Monday.
At least my mouth is there to help you get through the week. Not that my mouth really gives a big fuck about you, but you can at least vicariously experience wonderful things by reading about my mouth and its contents. I hope you've read the inspirational message at the bottom of this webpage. If you haven't, do it. I'll wait. Okay? Okay. Guess what's iMMRN:
A) The 7:15 shits
B) Turtle soup, also known as man-custard
C) The guy that did a poopy in his pants on this blog
D) Explosive outgassing
E) The secret desire of every militant Islamist to make a cup of sweet tea from Paris Hilton's used undergarments and pages from a urine-soaked Qu'ran and drink it all down, ululating, "DAAAAAYYYUM! THASS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD PUSSY!"
F) A blast from the past
G) A cock from the Rock
UPDATE: The answer is NOT H) Michele's sucky weekend. Give the poor girl a break.
A) The 7:15 shits
B) Turtle soup, also known as man-custard
C) The guy that did a poopy in his pants on this blog
D) Explosive outgassing
E) The secret desire of every militant Islamist to make a cup of sweet tea from Paris Hilton's used undergarments and pages from a urine-soaked Qu'ran and drink it all down, ululating, "DAAAAAYYYUM! THASS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD PUSSY!"
F) A blast from the past
G) A cock from the Rock
UPDATE: The answer is NOT H) Michele's sucky weekend. Give the poor girl a break.
posted by My Mouth at 4:59 AM
5 Comments:
I am impressed at the level of cummunication achieved in Letter A.
OMG! I just pooped myself!
Sometimes I shit myself.
When I'm alone.
I gassed on your aeriolas.
Thanks for the H My Mouth.
**smooch**
And G!!! I see G in your mouth cuz the Rock, Rocks!! Love the tatoo, how'd it taste?
OK, Seeing That cheered me up immensely. Your Mouth has great taste...but you know that.
Although when I hear Volcanism, I think of eating a vulcan. **giggle**
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