1/31/06

SPACE

That's right, folks. SPACE. The final frontier is in my mouth right now. Manifest destiny demands that the SPACE in my mouth be filled with nouns, verbs, and other accoutrement. gwINmmrn:

A) SPACE.
B) SPACE.
C) The SPACE between Paige Davis' bowed legs.
D) Dick Slurpee, P.I.
E) Chivalry, which I define as letting you suck it first.
F) SPACE.
G) A big, fat SPACE cock.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a lot of SPACE in SPACE.

And there's no way I'm looking at the photo in F).

NO. WAY. JOSE'.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Sir Dildon, Knight of the Oblong Table said...

I define chivalry a different way. YOU suck ME first.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous P. Davis said...

I'll get those bastards for cutting me out of Trading Spaces! I've already retained the services of J. Frankensuckcock, Esq!

7:20 AM  
Anonymous J. Frankensuckcock, Esq. said...

To Whom It May Concern:

Consider this missive a cease and desist letter regarding your making ANY further mention of Paige Davis, the show "Trading Spaces," the word "space," and "sucking it first." If I see these terms anywhere else on the Inter-Web, I shall be forced to take swift and juicy legal action.

Welcome to the poorhouse.

P.S. I'm not looking at B), you sick fuck.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juicy juicy juicy legal eagles.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Dick Slurpee, P.I. said...

I feel that I have been overlooked in this whole exchange.

9:39 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

With a name like Dick Slurpee, you shouldn't be surprised that you haven't been taken seriously.

If you've got a problem with it, don't talk to the hand. Talk to the dingleberries.

10:06 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

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WAH HAH BOO HOO HOO HOO!

HOO!

11:29 AM  

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