2/3/06

GWiMMRN, Cock Noodles Edition

Cram it, Ram it, put a stamp on it and send it to Uranus. I DON'T CARE. All I care about is what's in my mouth right now. HOW I put it in there is of no concern to you.

GWiMMRN:

A) Sugar.
B) Spice.
C) Everything nice.
D) Snails.
E) Puppy dog tails.
F) Sunshine, that I let in.
G) A big, fat cock, that I let in. Sometimes. When I'm alone.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, you forgot the "snips." It's "snips and snails and puppy dog tails."

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COCK NOODLES, MAN! WE GOT COCK NOODLES!

9:06 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

W-w-w-w-wuh-wuh-wuhh-wuh-what's uh-uh-a cuh-cuh-cuh-c-c-c-cuhhhhh-cock nuh-nuh-n-n-n-n-nnnn!-nuh-nuh-noodle?

9:07 AM  
Anonymous E. Suplee said...

Gotta go ploppies!

9:13 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I didn't "forget" snips. I deliberately LEFT IT OUT. You are clearly not focusing on what's in my mouth right now.

Honestly, how do you expect to go through life if you can't even pay attention to a simple, seven item list? Do you have the brains of a snail? Do you have the EIQ of a stone? Are you so dense that not even a semblance of intelligent thought passes through you?

10:04 AM  
Blogger infinitemuppets said...

What the fuck are 'snips'? Are they the bits left on Doc's floor after a youngster's cock-tidy?

Btw, like the statements of approval. A nice touch

ttfn
http://infinitemuppets.blogspot.com

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, sorry about the snips thing.

I'll...I'll try to focus. Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Focus. That's what I'll do.

Sorry.

Oh God.

12:42 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Note that statements of approval are not in my mouth right now. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS.

9:05 AM  

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