GWiMMRN, Cock Noodles Edition
Cram it, Ram it, put a stamp on it and send it to Uranus. I DON'T CARE. All I care about is what's in my mouth right now. HOW I put it in there is of no concern to you.
GWiMMRN:
A) Sugar.
B) Spice.
C) Everything nice.
D) Snails.
E) Puppy dog tails.
F) Sunshine, that I let in.
G) A big, fat cock, that I let in. Sometimes. When I'm alone.
GWiMMRN:
A) Sugar.
B) Spice.
C) Everything nice.
D) Snails.
E) Puppy dog tails.
F) Sunshine, that I let in.
G) A big, fat cock, that I let in. Sometimes. When I'm alone.
posted by My Mouth at 8:56 AM
5 Comments:
Uh, you forgot the "snips." It's "snips and snails and puppy dog tails."
Gotta go ploppies!
I didn't "forget" snips. I deliberately LEFT IT OUT. You are clearly not focusing on what's in my mouth right now.
Honestly, how do you expect to go through life if you can't even pay attention to a simple, seven item list? Do you have the brains of a snail? Do you have the EIQ of a stone? Are you so dense that not even a semblance of intelligent thought passes through you?
Uh, sorry about the snips thing.
I'll...I'll try to focus. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Focus. That's what I'll do.
Sorry.
Oh God.
Note that statements of approval are not in my mouth right now. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS.
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