My Mouth Has a Post-Valentine's Day Present for All of You
Can you guess what it is? Give it a try:
A) Several bloody little pellets of birdshot, from Dick Cheney's shotgun to you
B) Several bloody little spurts of semen, from my fresh Prince Albert to you
C) The Fresh Prince
D) Thick, canary yellow urine
E) A new wrinkle
F) Fruit salad with a warm, moist topping of Thomas Fries
G) The sounds my turtle made when I fed the salad to it
H) *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*
I) A big, fat canary cock
A) Several bloody little pellets of birdshot, from Dick Cheney's shotgun to you
B) Several bloody little spurts of semen, from my fresh Prince Albert to you
C) The Fresh Prince
D) Thick, canary yellow urine
E) A new wrinkle
F) Fruit salad with a warm, moist topping of Thomas Fries
G) The sounds my turtle made when I fed the salad to it
H) *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*
I) A big, fat canary cock
posted by My Mouth at 4:54 AM
6 Comments:
Those turtle sounds are very unturtle-like.
I am NOT, repeat, NOT looking at those pictures. One has "medscape" in it and the other is from a well known disgusting picture website. YOU. CAN'T. FOOL. ME.
Canaries don't have "cocks." They have teensy weensy lil' yella' peepee's.
I've got a huge, red, throbbing COCK.
Just for YOU.
*tweet tweet*
*BLAM*
*eek!*
*eeerp!*
*euigh!*
*uhee!*
*spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*
That *tweet tweet* sounded VERY insincere.
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