My Mouth Has a Post-Valentine's Day Present for All of You

Can you guess what it is? Give it a try:

A) Several bloody little pellets of birdshot, from Dick Cheney's shotgun to you
B) Several bloody little spurts of semen, from my fresh Prince Albert to you
C) The Fresh Prince
D) Thick, canary yellow urine
E) A new wrinkle
F) Fruit salad with a warm, moist topping of Thomas Fries
G) The sounds my turtle made when I fed the salad to it
H) *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*
I) A big, fat canary cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those turtle sounds are very unturtle-like.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am NOT, repeat, NOT looking at those pictures. One has "medscape" in it and the other is from a well known disgusting picture website. YOU. CAN'T. FOOL. ME.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canaries don't have "cocks." They have teensy weensy lil' yella' peepee's.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous A. Canary said...

I've got a huge, red, throbbing COCK.

Just for YOU.

*tweet tweet*

9:32 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

If you don't look at the pictures, you'll never GWiMMRN. And if you don't GWiMMRN, you'll never find true hap-penis.


Nobody cares about you're being treated here, okay? GROW UP.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Dick Cheney's Shotgun said...






*spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That *tweet tweet* sounded VERY insincere.

4:15 PM  

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