My Mouth is Going for the Gold
Say cheese! We made it to the end of the week! TGIGWiMMRNF!
A) A mysterious note.
B) What my wife said after seeing frozen vomit on the sidewalk in front of our house: "Don't worry, the birds will eat it. And the racoons."
C) *blorp*
D) *hee hee*
E) A fresh slice of really crusty bread.
F) A pat of butter, and a sprinkling of salt.
G) A feces stained Bronze Medal.
H) A piss stained Silver Medal.
I) A jism stained Gold Medal.
J) A Gold Medal winning, big, fat cock.
A) A mysterious note.
B) What my wife said after seeing frozen vomit on the sidewalk in front of our house: "Don't worry, the birds will eat it. And the racoons."
C) *blorp*
D) *hee hee*
E) A fresh slice of really crusty bread.
F) A pat of butter, and a sprinkling of salt.
G) A feces stained Bronze Medal.
H) A piss stained Silver Medal.
I) A jism stained Gold Medal.
J) A Gold Medal winning, big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 10:03 AM
6 Comments:
What does the last "F" stand for in the acronym?
I wasn't the one who giggled after puking.
NO WAY we're eating THAT.
You are MARRIED???!!!!
Really?
Why did I ever think you were a free-wheeling gent with exploratory mores and intellectual baseness? Oh yea, your blog.
That deserves a vote for I in your mouth.
I actually have several wives. I call them my Mouthettes.
Are you really FOCUSING on my mouth? Focus, now. You can do it.
Of course I am! I voted for I, didn't I????
Since your mouthettes deal with your mouth, I was still focused.
See?
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